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The Batlord · 04-09-2019, 07:02 PM

Yeah but my dip**** alcoholic shenanigans usually just involve me pissing where I shouldn't at someone's house or waking up with no pants at someone's house usually cause I pissed myself. I don't drunk drive and try to **** my friend's girlfriend.

**Frownland** · 04-09-2019, 07:08 PM

You're supposed to poison their relationship by giving bad advice to your friend, then when your friend breaks up with his gf, she'll reach out to you to make him jealous. Doing it while they're still together makes you a scumbag.

Oriphiel · 04-09-2019, 07:19 PM

Nah, you're a scumbag either way. But at the very least, you can be a scumbag with some ****ing tact, and **** people 'cause you legit like them, and not to fill some weird crevice of anti self-esteem that you've carved into yourself.

**Frownland** · 04-09-2019, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

fill some weird crevice

Awww yuss

Oriphiel · 04-09-2019, 07:27 PM

The upside of your bud getting a tracheotomy

The Batlord · 04-09-2019, 07:34 PM

I've had my years of communal stupidity. Most of them before I joined this site when I was your age. That's part of why I quarantine myself in my room, cause I'm sick of the stupid **** with people I don't actually like. But you're fin to turn yourself into a legit worthless person who should be brushed off as an inconsequential liability. I mean if you're going to **** your friend's girlfriend then why should anyone trust you? That's just the most basic form of trust between friends, that you're not going to stick your dick into someone they care about who they want to stick their dick in.

I think you think that hanging out with people in leather jackets and doing coke makes you an interesting person but tbh it's making you a pretty boring stereotype of a dudebro.

The Batlord · 04-09-2019, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you're right that's why I'm switching back to the blazer actually

Sigh. Look, bruh, everybody wants to do crazy **** and hang out and party when they're in their twenties and think that in ten years they'll have learned from those years and be A-OK from those lessons but one thing you learn from that **** isn't just not to do those things but that they are capable of those things no matter how old they are. It's much less haunting to be worried by the things you think you might be capable of than the things you know for a fact that you are capable of. That **** sticks with you and ruins your opinion of yourself.

**Frownland** · 04-09-2019, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you're right that's why I'm switching back to the blazer actually

Stoner gfs>Texas darlings

Anteater · 04-09-2019, 08:35 PM

Don't let these capitalist scum tell you what to do elph. It's your life: live free, die hard. Become an eagle.

The Batlord · 04-09-2019, 08:42 PM

I think he wants to be Jack Sparrow atm.

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