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The Batlord · 05-24-2019, 01:01 PM

Woke up at 4am for work. Went to take a shower. Bigass wolf spider in the tub. Tried killing it with a broom. Ran down the drain. The drain's kinda backed up. Spent the whole shower sneaking glances at the tub floor.

Lucem Ferre · 05-24-2019, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Woke up at 4am for work. Went to take a shower. Bigass wolf spider in the tub. Tried killing it with a broom. Ran down the drain. The drain's kinda backed up. Spent the whole shower sneaking glances at the tub floor.

I had one crawl in the shower with me. I went to slap the pervert and accidentally killed it. I buried the corpse where nobody would look for it; a heaping pile of Zug Izland cds.

The Batlord · 05-24-2019, 01:07 PM

Even if someone did look they'd just see a bunch of dead spiders.

Plankton · 05-24-2019, 01:09 PM

Plankton · 05-24-2019, 01:18 PM

Plankton · 05-24-2019, 01:35 PM

Bored out of my mind at work today and only 1/2 an hour left until I start this long weekend. As soon as I leave here I gotta head to a local brewery and secure a couple kegs for a tournament inside the Joliet Prison that I'll be hosting/DJ'ing, then I'm off to a tags round at one of the courses I helped build. Tomorrow I have to head up north for a B-Day party, Sunday is the tournament, and Monday will be grillin and chillin sans the new balance kicks. Whew. I'm worn out just thinking about it, tbh.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-24-2019, 03:07 PM

Had a nice walk this evening. Lovely weather.

Saw some rabbits hopping around but they bounced off if I got too close. Wanted to see some ponies, but I did not see any.

Plankton · 05-24-2019, 03:17 PM

All that history makes a person wonder. Nice pics.

Kegs secured. Holy **** that was a lotta money. Friggin beer snobs and their over-priced swill. We'll get about $160 back for keg/tap return, but the rest better be back in my account by Monday too or I might have to mortgage my home.

The Batlord · 05-24-2019, 03:37 PM

That's some shallow grave **** right there. Takin' notes.

OccultHawk · 05-25-2019, 06:58 PM

Third pan lid

I walked over to where the pans are and grabbed the third pan lids I needed. Walked back to my station.

Executive Chef: Hawk, could you get me some third pan lids?
Me: I just looked and these are all I found. I’ll go back and check again.

I come back with one more lid.

EC: There’s only one lid in this entire house?
Me: Why don’t you ask the executive chef?

Not said but understood: Get your own pans you lazy bitch.

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05-24-2019, 01:35 PM	#60996 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Bored out of my mind at work today and only 1/2 an hour left until I start this long weekend. As soon as I leave here I gotta head to a local brewery and secure a couple kegs for a tournament inside the Joliet Prison that I'll be hosting/DJ'ing, then I'm off to a tags round at one of the courses I helped build. Tomorrow I have to head up north for a B-Day party, Sunday is the tournament, and Monday will be grillin and chillin sans the new balance kicks. Whew. I'm worn out just thinking about it, tbh. __________________ See location...

05-24-2019, 03:17 PM	#60998 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	All that history makes a person wonder. Nice pics. Kegs secured. Holy **** that was a lotta money. Friggin beer snobs and their over-priced swill. We'll get about $160 back for keg/tap return, but the rest better be back in my account by Monday too or I might have to mortgage my home. __________________ See location...

05-25-2019, 06:58 PM	#61000 (permalink)
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05-24-2019, 03:07 PM	#60997 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Had a nice walk this evening. Lovely weather. Saw some rabbits hopping around but they bounced off if I got too close. Wanted to see some ponies, but I did not see any.