Music Banter - Your Day

Sounds like your standard "dude without a girlfriend develops a crush on his friend's girlfriend cause she's around him more than other women". It's nothing to think too hard on. Don't be a guy who deserves to have no friends. Like OH.

grindy

04-09-2019 05:00 AM

Let's hope he beats her, so elph can swoop in all heroically and stuff.

Anteater

04-09-2019 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051426)

I want to sleep with my friend's girl

She"s a college graduate and a liberal but she's with this tough guy charismatic fighter

And I mean I love him too we get ****ed up together but they ain't right together and she gets real flirty around me

She's my age and she has so much to see

Sounds like the premise of a three-way porno.

WWWP	04-09-2019 08:39 AM

smh

Frownland

04-09-2019 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy (Post 2051431)

Let's hope he beats her, so elph can swoop in all heroically and stuff.

Gotta be careful though, if he acts too tough he might scare the girl off too.

Psy-Fi

04-09-2019 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anteater (Post 2051439)

Sounds like the premise of a three-way porno.

Or a severe beatdown.

OccultHawk

04-09-2019 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051427)

In drunk af and buying more smokes at 2am

but it's like this every time I hang out with this d00d

Btw, did you drive to get these smokes?

Mindy

04-09-2019 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051426)

I want to sleep with my friend's girl

She"s a college graduate and a liberal but she's with this tough guy charismatic fighter

And I mean I love him too we get ****ed up together but they ain't right together and she gets real flirty around me

She's my age and she has so much to see

https://boxden.com/smilies/olFIL9r.png what a human you are....

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2051427)

In drunk af and buying more smokes at 2am

but it's like this every time I hang out with this d00d

https://boxden.com/smilies/olFIL9r.png stay safe my emo friend...

OccultHawk

04-09-2019 11:16 AM

I believe the expression “A hard dick has no conscience”

Oriphiel

04-09-2019 11:18 AM

For ****s sake, Elph.

Just put on a Bauhaus shirt and go to a bar. You'll be swatting the bats away.

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