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04-08-2019, 01:07 PM | #60951 (permalink) | |
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04-08-2019, 02:22 PM | #60952 (permalink) | |
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Yikes
My Bluetooth headphone charger melted and left two cigarette type burns in my sheets And yes I charge my phone and earbuds next to me in bed Almost died in a fire Related: https://www.foxnews.com/tech/17-year...n-her-ears.amp Quote:
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04-08-2019, 06:46 PM | #60953 (permalink) | ||
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04-08-2019, 09:48 PM | #60954 (permalink) | |
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I'm the guy who puts up truck orders at work now and last week there was no room on the bottom shelf of the stock area for the big five gallon things of soda so I had to put them on the top shelf. Yesterday my retarded coworker came up to me and complained that that's not where the soda is supposed to go like he wasn't just bitching about having to struggle with his flabby fat girl WWWP arms. So today while doing the truck I made sure to clear space on the top shelf to put the soda on.
Can't wait to see my retarded coworker again.
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04-08-2019, 10:49 PM | #60956 (permalink) | |
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Don't act like you're not thinking about your arms now.
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04-08-2019, 11:06 PM | #60958 (permalink) | |
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04-08-2019, 11:19 PM | #60959 (permalink) | |
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If I was your retarded friend I just wouldn’t reload the syrup or whatever it is Customers would be all bat**** about the watery soda and I shrug my fat little retarded shoulders and tell them to ask the guy who gets it from delivery. Whenever anyone asked I’d say “I couldn’t find it” “It’s on the top shelf!” “I went back and looked again but couldn’t find it!”
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04-09-2019, 03:38 AM | #60960 (permalink) |
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So proud of you, son
It’s definitely worth it. Give her a good rogering.
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