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04-03-2019, 09:37 PM | #60891 (permalink) | |
Do good.
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This is rad. Own yourself.
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04-04-2019, 09:05 AM | #60892 (permalink) | |
one-balled nipple jockey
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On the other hand the restaurant just texted me asking if I’m coming in tomorrow and even said I’m doing a good job which is pretty astonishing since I basically threatened my boss with violence and called in last second just to rub it in. Then again my replacement might be there Saturday and they’ll be gtfo. I wouldn’t blame myself for ****ing them over dishonestly or vice versa at this point. I also think if you’re not crazy they don’t respect that either. Seriously.
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04-04-2019, 09:58 AM | #60893 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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TFW the washing machine can no longer remove the track marks from your favorite pair of sweat pants.
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04-04-2019, 10:06 AM | #60894 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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So could I.
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04-04-2019, 10:50 AM | #60895 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
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Except that time you went through a neon green trip pants phase.
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04-04-2019, 10:52 AM | #60896 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Location: East of the Southern North American West
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I rock these
They make my ass look awesome.
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04-04-2019, 04:55 PM | #60897 (permalink) |
Music Addict
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Location: In the Void
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In the last 20 minutes of my shift, someone hit and killed the shop dog with a car while they were leaving the lot behind ours. The driver didn't even stop. Didn't even tap the brake. I'm...so...****ing...pissed...
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04-04-2019, 05:10 PM | #60898 (permalink) | |
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My dog doesn’t walk around parking lots unless she’s on a leash that I’m holding. I keep her on a leash because her safety is my responsibility. The driver could’ve stopped but that wouldn’t have unrunovered the dog even if he was real real sorry.
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04-04-2019, 05:24 PM | #60899 (permalink) | |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
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If you stop and report it you usually won't be charged and the legal responsibility for the animal will fall on the owner for allowing the animal to run loose. Hit and run will get you arrested and charged. |
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04-04-2019, 05:26 PM | #60900 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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lol @ the police giving a ****
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