It doesn’t even seem possible

I’d like to find a rock that overlooked an extremely high canyon and find someone to bet on a baseball game we could listen to and the loser would have to jump.

Can somebody save me?

It looks really wonderful, I'm so happy for you!

Elph and OH. I'm really sorry you're going through hard times. I know there's not much an internet stranger can do, but I offer my support nonetheless. Just in case

Tell your fellow Dutch that you’ve found two American refugees ground to dust by sociopolitical wrongdoings and together your people can save us.

I'm not sure those few million Dutch are the people to save you, all most of them do is talk about money and complain. You guys would be a colourful addition to the population

We throw ourselves to the Dutch people to do as they please with us.

Gerard Reve (one of the big Dutch writers who was really into sadomasochism) would approve of that, so you're already integrating well

Ugh, yeah. You might want to reconsider choosing Holland