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Old 03-30-2019, 12:20 PM   #60821 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2019, 08:18 AM   #60822 (permalink)
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I'm going to talk with my boss about the future of my employment and I might just end up quitting and I don't know where to go from there.
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Old 04-01-2019, 02:02 PM   #60823 (permalink)
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My boss started throwing a hissy fit because I put the burgers where the canned crab claws go (by mistake) and I told him if he didn’t lower his voice he was going to get ****ed up.

He said by who you?

And I said we can find out who the all talk mother****er is so **** you

Nothing else was exchanged so I just finished my work and went home
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Old 04-01-2019, 02:50 PM   #60824 (permalink)
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Violence does solve problems
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Old 04-01-2019, 02:57 PM   #60825 (permalink)
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I stole a chicken nugget at work today.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-01-2019, 02:58 PM   #60826 (permalink)
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 04-01-2019, 04:26 PM   #60827 (permalink)
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Just calmly reminding someone it’s not completely off the table usually does the trick.

I’ve seen it at a few different jobs. Someone thinks they can bully with posturing and volume and they get used to it getting away with it. Bringing the possibility of violence into the conversation not in an excited or emotional way but just matter of factly startles the **** out of people.

Fire me if you want to but I’m not going to be belittled and yelled at.
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Old 04-01-2019, 08:53 PM   #60828 (permalink)
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It is interesting how huge pirating has become, especially with such huge crackdowns happening on pirates constantly.
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Old 04-01-2019, 09:34 PM   #60829 (permalink)
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Batlord slowly looks to the left and then slowly looks to the right to make sure nobody is watching before he hurriedly stuffs a nugget in his mouth and walks away from the counter in slow motion while the instrumental to 'Back In Black' plays.
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Old 04-02-2019, 01:26 AM   #60830 (permalink)
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Did you talk to your boss

Goddamn I just got some of the hardest deepest sleep I’ve had in months.
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