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Old 03-28-2019, 04:01 PM   #60761 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2019, 04:13 PM   #60762 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2019, 04:24 PM   #60763 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2019, 04:30 PM   #60764 (permalink)
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This reminds me of when yall were telling me not to **** with the married chick I was head over heels for.. its been 2 years since that went down the pooper and it still sucks but it was totally worth cause she's an amazing person.

There is no reasoning someone out of a situation they didnt reason themselves into. Good luck elph. Dont let yourself get sodomized too hard... Youre being stupid, but I doubt there is anything any of us can say to make you feel better or different about the situation.
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Old 03-28-2019, 04:43 PM   #60765 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2019, 06:20 PM   #60766 (permalink)
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Old 03-28-2019, 06:29 PM   #60767 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2019, 08:28 AM   #60768 (permalink)
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Elph, just give her what she wants deep down in her soul.
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Old 03-29-2019, 08:49 AM   #60769 (permalink)
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To exile Anteater from the United States of America?
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I think you are mixing up your weird dreams with his. You might wanna see a doctor about that.
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