Your Day

**Marie Monday** · 03-26-2019, 03:22 PM

Oriphiel · 03-26-2019, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

my dad has wrote books

ive controlled machine guns before, on a daily basis

I kinda love you

~~Cuthbert~~ · 03-26-2019, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I kinda love you

Mindfulness

Mindy · 03-26-2019, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

I kinda love you

thats a strong feeling, ill take it because its better than not liking me

i enjoy your posts, and your avatar is top level.. 10/10 ive looked at it for many seconds

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Originally Posted by Fluff

Mindfulness

OccultHawk · 03-27-2019, 06:07 PM

My direct manager got promoted so one of my coworkers got promoted to manager.

One of my jobs is to make crab cakes. Crab cakes are labor intensive af and surprisingly hard to get right. There’s a very narrow sweet spot between too runny and too much panko (bread crumbs).

So the new manager takes like an hour to retrain me on these things and he adds two quarts of panko to a recipe that makes about 70 three ounce crab cakes. That’s a **** ton of panko! I was like dude if the chef sees me adding all this panko he’s gonna flip. Don’t worry about Chef I make the recipe you just tell chef to talk to me. I’m doing the recipe now.

An hour of time in a busy restaurant is a ****ing eternity. He’s being like meticulous af with every ****ing detail. All my other **** is getting backed up. My station looks chaotic. Someone else is having to pick up my tickets (actually do the cooking).

In walks Chef. WTF is with these crab cakes?!?!? How much ****ing panko is did you put in here?

New manager immediately: Just forget it Occult. Do it the old way.

Me: Dude! Grow a spine!

I answer to people at work just like you.

But you said you write the recipe...

Chef: Occult! Just make the ****ing things. How much time have you wasted?

Me: Yes sir.

lol

Key · 03-27-2019, 08:47 PM

It's so far been a great week. That is all.

The Batlord · 03-27-2019, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My direct manager got promoted so one of my coworkers got promoted to manager.

One of my jobs is to make crab cakes. Crab cakes are labor intensive af and surprisingly hard to get right. There’s a very narrow sweet spot between too runny and too much panko (bread crumbs).

So the new manager takes like an hour to retrain me on these things and he adds two quarts of panko to a recipe that makes about 70 three ounce crab cakes. That’s a **** ton of panko! I was like dude if the chef sees me adding all this panko he’s gonna flip. Don’t worry about Chef I make the recipe you just tell chef to talk to me. I’m doing the recipe now.

An hour of time in a busy restaurant is a ****ing eternity. He’s being like meticulous af with every ****ing detail. All my other **** is getting backed up. My station looks chaotic. Someone else is having to pick up my tickets (actually do the cooking).

In walks Chef. WTF is with these crab cakes?!?!? How much ****ing panko is did you put in here?

New manager immediately: Just forget it Occult. Do it the old way.

Me: Dude! Grow a spine!

I answer to people at work just like you.

But you said you write the recipe...

Chef: Occult! Just make the ****ing things. How much time have you wasted?

Me: Yes sir.

lol

Occult Hawk: takes ten minutes to tell everyone he did what his boss told him to

OccultHawk · 03-27-2019, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Occult Hawk: takes ten minutes to tell everyone he did what his boss told him to

Well the thread is “your day”

But yeah that was the ending

The Batlord · 03-27-2019, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Well the thread is “your day”

But yeah that was the ending

Just making sure what all happened.

Mindy · 03-28-2019, 08:56 AM

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03-27-2019, 06:07 PM	#60735 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	My direct manager got promoted so one of my coworkers got promoted to manager. One of my jobs is to make crab cakes. Crab cakes are labor intensive af and surprisingly hard to get right. There’s a very narrow sweet spot between too runny and too much panko (bread crumbs). So the new manager takes like an hour to retrain me on these things and he adds two quarts of panko to a recipe that makes about 70 three ounce crab cakes. That’s a ** ton of panko! I was like dude if the chef sees me adding all this panko he’s gonna flip. Don’t worry about Chef I make the recipe you just tell chef to talk to me. I’m doing the recipe now. An hour of time in a busy restaurant is a ing eternity. He’s being like meticulous af with every ing detail. All my other is getting backed up. My station looks chaotic. Someone else is having to pick up my tickets (actually do the cooking). In walks Chef. WTF is with these crab cakes?!?!? How much ing panko is did you put in here? New manager immediately: Just forget it Occult. Do it the old way. Me: Dude! Grow a spine! I answer to people at work just like you. But you said you write the recipe... Chef: Occult! Just make the **ing things. How much time have you wasted? Me: Yes sir. lol __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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03-27-2019, 08:47 PM	#60736 (permalink)
Key . Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 13,153	It's so far been a great week. That is all.