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Old 05-05-2019, 05:00 PM   #60661 (permalink)
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If you're a super sweaty dude like me is there the possibility that the sweat will overwhelm the powder and then you'll just have soggy paste on your legs and be worse off than before?
Talc cakes up but it’s hella worth it. You don’t powder your balls?
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Old 05-05-2019, 05:03 PM   #60662 (permalink)
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I sweat buckets, bro. I've always been too scared to try.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-05-2019, 05:12 PM   #60663 (permalink)
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I always dip my balls in caustic so it melts the skin over my sweat pores and I no longer have that problem.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 05-05-2019, 05:20 PM   #60664 (permalink)
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I sweat buckets, bro. I've always been too scared to try.
Do you ever get jock itch or crotch rot?
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Old 05-05-2019, 05:58 PM   #60665 (permalink)
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After a week of nothing but speaking Japanese all day at my J-wedding gig, I'm back to my university job. It's weird going back to speaking English to Japs.
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:06 PM   #60666 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:14 PM   #60667 (permalink)
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What war?
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Old 05-05-2019, 06:42 PM   #60668 (permalink)
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If his daughter ever marries a Japanese dude Mord's gonna officiate with his fingers crossed and lol when they both go to hell for having sex out of wedlock.
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I'm the kinda guy the little Amlets wanna be like...
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