I thought you were very rude and I'll be taking my business elsewhere.

I let the boss handle the responses because the urge to be sarcastic was at red level.

I'm curious about the couches too tbh.

"People sit down on them."

"Oh."

Did you buy them for the shop or do ya'll just dump your old couches at the store?

Owner collects mid century furniture. They're nice couches.

Makes sense. Gotta make sure that they're sitting down when you tell them the price of the first issue that they're interested in.

If y’all need an experienced couch sitter hit me up.

We have a 1st mono press of Freddi Redd's "Shades of Redd" off Blue Note in the shop right now. It's $500. People scoff at it and when I tell them it usually goes for 1k they still think $500 is too much. Sometimes I feel if we just made everything free, people would want us to pay them to take it. It's frustrating. Especially when they follow it up with...

"Ohh but I looooooove your store."

Bitch, get outta here.

Come up and listen to some jazz with me.