Your Day

The Batlord · 05-04-2019, 05:04 PM

I did it and it was boring. You can Google "boring". Just go to Google and type in "boring".

Lisnaholic · 05-04-2019, 07:07 PM

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OccultHawk · 05-04-2019, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Lisnaholic

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My balls catching fire pretty much define my day.

OccultHawk · 05-04-2019, 08:26 PM

OccultHawk · 05-04-2019, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

my gf is talking to me again

and I heard my roommate humming to himself absent mindedly a song I wrote and jam in my room

decent day

but just got word we're on 50s now at work an extra day each week

grindy · 05-05-2019, 12:03 AM

****ing hangover

OccultHawk · 05-05-2019, 06:01 AM

Real Conversation (with names taken out)

Shift manager: The Executive Chef started at your job. He worked 70 hours a week to get it done.

Me: Is that why he looks retarded?

Zhanteimi · 05-05-2019, 06:02 AM

Must suck to be at your age and have to use the word "shift" when talking about your job.

OccultHawk · 05-05-2019, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

Must suck to be at your age and have to use the word "shift" when talking about your job.

Dude, I taught English and lived in Japan for years. My life and job do suck but your life, raising a white family there, that’s a real living hell.

Lisnaholic · 05-05-2019, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

My balls catching fire pretty much define my day.

I know D&G has just been grumbling about old men giving obvious advice, but have you tried the simple, traditional remedy of talcum powder? If you live in, have or suffer from hot and humid places, a liberal application of talc is what Mexican grandmothers use on themselves and on babies to avoid heat-rash type probs.

A couple of talc does and don'ts:
i) apply when skin is clean and dry
ii) don't use on cuts or mucus membranes
iii) don't put it in areas where you've already applied a deodorant or cream
iv) avoid breathing it in as much as poss

If D&G wants more info, he can go on "the internet" and use a "search engine"....

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	**ing hangover __________________ A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.**

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Real Conversation (with names taken out) Shift manager: The Executive Chef started at your job. He worked 70 hours a week to get it done. Me: Is that why he looks retarded? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	Must suck to be at your age and have to use the word "shift" when talking about your job. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic