Omg Lucem, why didn't you tell me you were on Hot Ones?

I'm getting really sick of being compared to Post Malone.

Edit: I was a neck beard with braids LONG before this ****.

Yeah

You're more like Pre Malone

He's a bologna Maloney.

I don't understand neck beard.

If I order rice and beans I can tell with remarkable accuracy whether they were made by a white person

My stepdad went on a rant about how gays are ruining America and all I could do is laugh at him. My stepdad is a ****ing moron. Like, mind boggling dumb. I shoulda told him how the bible considers divorce just as sinful as gay marriage.

No. Just noting some similarities between folks in here I notice.

I could also be projecting because "lonely and unstable" definitely described me when I joined, though not quite so much these days.