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OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

I mean to each their own but at least I'm happy, comfortable in my relationship, have friendships that make me feel like a consistently better person, am not coked up, and am not trapped into thinking my partner is "my other half in another body."

I'm not telling Elph to have a "traditional life." I'm just saying the dude ain't happy, but he's too dull to realize it. I'm happy with my life, and that's all I'm really looking for. I lived enough of my life without safety or emotional wellbeing, so what I've got now feels like heaven.

I don’t want elph to OD or get in a car accident or whatever but I mean he’s young and he lives like a young man should, passionately

I’m kind of dissing you but I don’t really want to but I feel more inclined to warn you than elph - a teaching career is nowhere - it was the worst and most pathetic decision I ever made

I regret going into teaching far more than using coke and driving drunk and one night stands

In fact, I don’t regret any of it except wasting my time pretending I was ever going to teach those little ****ing [bleeps] anything at all - i basically put myself in prison

Blarobbarg · 04-25-2019, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

hey why am I a creep now

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Originally Posted by Frownland

It's probably the casual misogyny.

Yeah it's that one.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I don’t want elph to OD or get in a car accident or whatever but I mean he’s young and he lives like a young man should, passionately

I’m kind of dissing you but I don’t really want to but I feel more inclined to warn you than elph - a teaching career is nowhere - it was the worst and most pathetic decision I ever made

I regret going into teaching far more than using coke and driving drunk and one night stands

In fact, I don’t regret any of it except wasting my time pretending I was ever going to teach those little ****ing [bleeps] anything at all - i basically put myself in prison

I feel you dude and hey maybe it'll still suck ass and make me feel like ****. But I ain't there yet, and I've honestly enjoyed it so far.

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:00 PM

WWWP · 04-25-2019, 07:05 PM

or it's possible some people are suited for it

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by WWWP

or it's possible some people are suited for it

Yeah but not people with Blarob’s good taste in music

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:21 PM

I mean a person who can put together a 2018 top 50 like his knows mediocrity and drudgery when he sees it. Sooner or later it will engulf and destroy him. Not because it’s hard but because it’s worthless.

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I quite like this woman is all

it's a very ordinary thing really

if the day came when I felt a natural emotion
Id get such a shock, Id probably jump in the ocean

I live by the beach brother

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

I just find wee lads offputting

Americans don’t say “wee”

I’m not even sure men are allowed to say it tbh

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

do I give her space

or do I call her tonight and try to really sort out what's upsetting her

Dude

I know you wont trust me but I’m going to tell you anyway

Don’t **** around with sorting **** out or any of that

Whenever you talk to a woman turn the subject toward how beautiful they are

I’m serious af / that’s all women want to hear ever

even if she calls you out for being a shallow piece of **** keep on topic

Her looks she’s beautiful

It never ****ing fails

Others will dispute this but they are wrong

call her and just say you’ve been thinking about how beautiful she is and then mosey off - even if she acts cold it doesn’t matter - women get addicted to it

It hits the crack cocaine pleasure center or something

OccultHawk · 04-25-2019, 07:37 PM

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I said the wrong thing last night
__________________

If you weren’t telling her she’s beautiful you definitely were

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I mean a person who can put together a 2018 top 50 like his knows mediocrity and drudgery when he sees it. Sooner or later it will engulf and destroy him. Not because it’s hard but because it’s worthless. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html