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Old 03-01-2019, 07:19 AM   #60441 (permalink)
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the next day you'll often awake with no hangover regardless and with an optimistic streak, the "Happy Monday"
So that's where the band name comes from!
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Old 03-01-2019, 10:58 AM   #60442 (permalink)
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I was laying in bed paying my bills on my phone and I suddenly **** myself. It was time consuming to clean. I’m really falling apart. Out of toilet paper, too. And my sink is clogged. It’s not even six AM. I have enough for my rent and bills to cover all of March on the upside. It’s all paid except the rent which I can drop in a mailbox on my way to work. Meh on walking to work. I need to **** again lol. Better not wait. Wish I had tp or if I’m going left hand a draining sink. Using a plastic cup to drain sink into toilet.
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I noticed a roll of toilet paper on top of the dog kennel. Took a semi normal second **** then I grabbed my shorts to throw in with the dirty clothes and got **** all over my hands.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-01-2019, 01:48 PM   #60443 (permalink)
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well the comedown is real but if you're lucky that's actually only a couple hours long max

you can drink through it

the next day you'll often awake with no hangover regardless and with an optimistic streak, the "Happy Monday"

some people report a "suicide Tuesday" but not me personally
You will if you deplenish your serotonin.
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:20 PM   #60444 (permalink)
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TFW your boss calls you to tell you not to come in tomorrow and you had more beer than you knew what to do with anyway.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:34 PM   #60445 (permalink)
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TFW your boss calls you to tell you not to come in tomorrow and you had more beer than you knew what to do with anyway.
I can give you a couple of pointers on what to do with your beer. It's pretty straightforward imo.
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Old 03-01-2019, 03:46 PM   #60446 (permalink)
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I've got a funnel and an enema bag sitting next to me as we speak.
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Old 03-01-2019, 09:27 PM   #60447 (permalink)
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You will if you deplenish your serotonin.
Especially if he's coming off a manic trip since he's bipolar. He already risks a lack of serotonin.
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Old 03-01-2019, 10:58 PM   #60448 (permalink)
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is it rude to ask if it's a self diagnosis
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Old 03-02-2019, 04:31 AM   #60449 (permalink)
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is it rude to ask if it's a self diagnosis
I'm curious as to how much of that applies to everyone on this forum that claims to be bipolar.

I don't mean to be rude, either, but it does seem to be an unusually large percentage to me.
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