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02-28-2019, 04:46 PM | #60431 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I would've started marching the entire class to the bathroom before class and watched while each and every single one washed their hands.
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02-28-2019, 05:39 PM | #60432 (permalink) |
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I’d call a priest.
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02-28-2019, 05:49 PM | #60433 (permalink) | |
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I want to clean them, not dirty them.
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03-01-2019, 04:06 AM | #60435 (permalink) | |
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TFW you're brushing your teeth and you go to brush your tongue but you stick your toothbrush too far down your throat and now you gotta brush your teeth all over again. Sheesh.
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03-01-2019, 05:31 AM | #60437 (permalink) |
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03-01-2019, 06:01 AM | #60438 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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I was laying in bed paying my bills on my phone and I suddenly **** myself. It was time consuming to clean. I’m really falling apart. Out of toilet paper, too. And my sink is clogged. It’s not even six AM. I have enough for my rent and bills to cover all of March on the upside. It’s all paid except the rent which I can drop in a mailbox on my way to work. Meh on walking to work. I need to **** again lol. Better not wait. Wish I had tp or if I’m going left hand a draining sink. Using a plastic cup to drain sink into toilet.
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03-01-2019, 06:10 AM | #60439 (permalink) |
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I noticed a roll of toilet paper on top of the dog kennel. Took a semi normal second **** then I grabbed my shorts to throw in with the dirty clothes and got **** all over my hands.
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03-01-2019, 06:13 AM | #60440 (permalink) | |
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