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Old 02-28-2019, 04:46 PM   #60431 (permalink)
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I would've started marching the entire class to the bathroom before class and watched while each and every single one washed their hands.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-28-2019, 05:39 PM   #60432 (permalink)
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I would've started marching the entire class to the bathroom before class and watched while each and every single one washed their hands.
I’d call a priest.
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Old 02-28-2019, 05:49 PM   #60433 (permalink)
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I want to clean them, not dirty them.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-28-2019, 05:59 PM   #60434 (permalink)
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I want to clean them
Yikes.
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:06 AM   #60435 (permalink)
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TFW you're brushing your teeth and you go to brush your tongue but you stick your toothbrush too far down your throat and now you gotta brush your teeth all over again. Sheesh.
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Old 03-01-2019, 04:49 AM   #60436 (permalink)
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TFW when you mistake your toothbrush for a dick.
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Old 03-01-2019, 05:31 AM   #60437 (permalink)
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Old 03-01-2019, 06:01 AM   #60438 (permalink)
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I was laying in bed paying my bills on my phone and I suddenly **** myself. It was time consuming to clean. I’m really falling apart. Out of toilet paper, too. And my sink is clogged. It’s not even six AM. I have enough for my rent and bills to cover all of March on the upside. It’s all paid except the rent which I can drop in a mailbox on my way to work. Meh on walking to work. I need to **** again lol. Better not wait. Wish I had tp or if I’m going left hand a draining sink. Using a plastic cup to drain sink into toilet.
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I noticed a roll of toilet paper on top of the dog kennel. Took a semi normal second **** then I grabbed my shorts to throw in with the dirty clothes and got **** all over my hands.
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Old 03-01-2019, 06:13 AM   #60440 (permalink)
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Do you feel ok now or do you feel like you’re on a big serotonin deficit? I haven’t done “X” as we called it back then in a long long time. I’m actually afraid of it even though I know it can be therapeutic.
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