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The Batlord · 02-28-2019, 04:46 PM

I would've started marching the entire class to the bathroom before class and watched while each and every single one washed their hands.

OccultHawk · 02-28-2019, 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I would've started marching the entire class to the bathroom before class and watched while each and every single one washed their hands.

I’d call a priest.

The Batlord · 02-28-2019, 05:49 PM

I want to clean them, not dirty them.

**Frownland** · 02-28-2019, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I want to clean them

Yikes.

The Batlord · 03-01-2019, 04:06 AM

TFW you're brushing your teeth and you go to brush your tongue but you stick your toothbrush too far down your throat and now you gotta brush your teeth all over again. Sheesh.

DwnWthVwls · 03-01-2019, 04:49 AM

TFW when you mistake your toothbrush for a dick.

Psy-Fi · 03-01-2019, 05:31 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

TFW when you mistake your toothbrush for a dick.

OccultHawk · 03-01-2019, 06:01 AM

I was laying in bed paying my bills on my phone and I suddenly **** myself. It was time consuming to clean. I’m really falling apart. Out of toilet paper, too. And my sink is clogged. It’s not even six AM. I have enough for my rent and bills to cover all of March on the upside. It’s all paid except the rent which I can drop in a mailbox on my way to work. Meh on walking to work. I need to **** again lol. Better not wait. Wish I had tp or if I’m going left hand a draining sink. Using a plastic cup to drain sink into toilet.

OccultHawk · 03-01-2019, 06:10 AM

I noticed a roll of toilet paper on top of the dog kennel. Took a semi normal second **** then I grabbed my shorts to throw in with the dirty clothes and got **** all over my hands.

OccultHawk · 03-01-2019, 06:13 AM

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I took an incredibly large dose of MDMA

Do you feel ok now or do you feel like you’re on a big serotonin deficit? I haven’t done “X” as we called it back then in a long long time. I’m actually afraid of it even though I know it can be therapeutic.

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I was laying in bed paying my bills on my phone and I suddenly ** myself. It was time consuming to clean. I’m really falling apart. Out of toilet paper, too. And my sink is clogged. It’s not even six AM. I have enough for my rent and bills to cover all of March on the upside. It’s all paid except the rent which I can drop in a mailbox on my way to work. Meh on walking to work. I need to ** again lol. Better not wait. Wish I had tp or if I’m going left hand a draining sink. Using a plastic cup to drain sink into toilet. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-01-2019, 06:10 AM	#60439 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I noticed a roll of toilet paper on top of the dog kennel. Took a semi normal second ** then I grabbed my shorts to throw in with the dirty clothes and got ** all over my hands. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html