Music Banter - Your Day

A came to work and killed my boss and pissed on the flat top but they didn’t fire me

Edit: I actually raped my boss.

I got paid some sweet overtime because it took all night to chase him down

I’m a revolutionary

A real revolutionary would drop a deuce on the flat top and then turn it on.

Che Chalupa :cool:

innerspaceboy

04-21-2019 02:32 PM

While stopping for gas this afternoon I pulled up beside a handsome 1950s grey Studebaker Champion, and the driver was wearing a vintage suit and hat.

I commended the fellow on his car. He smiled and said, "I just heard great news on the radio."

"Oh really? What's that?" I asked.

"General Eisenhower is going to be running for president!" he replied.

(Didn't get a shot of his actual car but here's a close match.)

https://i.imgur.com/DOGF0Idl.jpg

The Batlord

04-21-2019 02:49 PM

Was gonna have Easter dinner at my grandparents but instead I worked a ten-hour-shift and now I feel drained and in need of liquid nourishment.

WWWP	04-21-2019 09:53 PM

I found out I'm going to be an auntie! It's my first time, I'm so excited.

Blarobbarg

04-21-2019 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2053091)

I found out I'm going to be an auntie! It's my first time, I'm so excited.

Congrats! So exciting. :)

The Batlord

04-21-2019 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2053091)

I found out I'm going to be an auntie! It's my first time, I'm so excited.

https://www.amazon.com/BONIDE-PRODUC...s%2C135&sr=8-1

Neapolitan

04-21-2019 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WWWP (Post 2053091)

I found out I'm going to be an auntie! It's my first time, I'm so excited.

You'll be so like:
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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg (Post 2053093)

https://www.amazon.com/BONIDE-PRODUC...s%2C135&sr=8-1

https://media2.giphy.com/media/ESBNF...4778776fdf1b6d

OccultHawk

04-23-2019 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elphenor (Post 2053231)

having such mundane but realistic dreams lately that I often have to consider whether an event actually happened or if I just dreamed it

That’s because work is dulling your subconscious

You’re being broken

OccultHawk

04-23-2019 09:23 AM

I’m on the one year max plan too

Oriphiel

04-23-2019 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mindfulness (Post 2053106)

gave my presentation on Venezuela and it went fast. i talked fast and got through the 7 slides fast. two fast girls did the "fast" effects of marijuana, didnt even mention anything it does slow. this essay wasnt a argumentative essay so she shouldnt have been picking a side and saying its fast, if she wanted to just research marijuana, thats fine. but only researching the fast effects is not the way society is going. billions of dollars are invested in the future of marijuana as a safer alternative to alcohol and other drugs.

one fast homie in my class did his whole final research essay on bob marley lol it was good too, he played "one" during his fast presentation. one did a fast robot arm, from 3d printing

just cracked the fast off a NOS fast drink and about to fast now for one of my fast finals tomorrow :pimp:

:beer: happy fast day fastbanters!

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