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OccultHawk · 02-24-2019, 09:02 PM

I recently had a loved one get a serious misdiagnosis straightened out to my great relief.

New subject:

A waitress came back into the kitchen and her top was just a skintight leotard. I’ve always known she was a looker but the power of her bosom in that get up floored me. I can’t help but respect a woman simply for having a nice rack.

The Batlord · 02-24-2019, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

sexual frustration the starter pack

All three albums I've been furiously masturbating to for years. Not exactly a starter pack.

Oriphiel · 02-25-2019, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

got some newkie brown just put on a record

Sexual frustration journeyman bundle

Mojo · 02-26-2019, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

The doctor said it's diverticulitis. Having been reading on the Internet and spoken to a doctor, I'd say this is good news.

Going to visit him tomorrow. Anyone had this or know much about it? Could need surgery but don't know yet. But overall good news I think and certainly much better than the catastrophic thoughts going through my head over the past two days.

Also, thanks to everyone.

I'm glad you got some hopeful news under the circumstances.

Best of luck to you and your dad.

OccultHawk · 02-26-2019, 07:54 AM

Pissed off an old lady that approached me while I was walking my dog.

She says she wants me to know there’s a community meeting once a month for “our” neighborhood once a month. I’m like what kind of issues do you discuss? “A cop comes. Mostly it’s about putting out fires.” She smiles. I don’t smile. I’ve lived here 15 years, I tell her. How long have you lived here? “Oh, I live in [more expensive neighborhood] I just have a studio here. It’s not just for residents. It’s for anybody with an interest.” —- Without further comment I walk off. About thirty meters later she’s back on her trike right behind me. “I don’t own the studio I rent it. My heart is in this neighborhood!” Two places? I question. And walk off.

Sigh. Five years ago she wouldn’t have even ****ed with this neighborhood in the morning.

Every neighborhood I’ve ever lived in in America I’ve been priced out of. I understand that I’m the face of gentrification. Once I moved in it was all over for the black people. But goddamn if I’m not always next to go.

There’s little row houses where the crackhouse used to be. The rent is blasting up everywhere. Another neighbor told me to tell my landlord to fix this dump up. I’m like when he gets around to fixing this place up my goddamn rent will triple.

Fortunately, it’s really run down but this structure is over 100 years old so it’s protected from being razed by a local ordinance. I think he wants to sell it but he needs to fix it up first and he can’t afford it because he got cancer. Haha. I know I’m ****ed sooner than later though. Let a ghetto be a goddamn ghetto. Jesus.

**** white liberals.

OccultHawk · 02-26-2019, 08:10 AM

I’m glad I’m not at work. I just took an absolutely unwipable ****. It was like I sat in huge pile of chocolate frosting.

Mindy · 02-26-2019, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Pissed off an old lady that approached me while I was walking my dog.

She says she wants me to know there’s a community meeting once a month for “our” neighborhood once a month. I’m like what kind of issues do you discuss? “A cop comes. Mostly it’s about putting out fires.” She smiles. I don’t smile. I’ve lived here 15 years, I tell her. How long have you lived here? “Oh, I live in [more expensive neighborhood] I just have a studio here. It’s not just for residents. It’s for anybody with an interest.” —- Without further comment I walk off. About thirty meters later she’s back on her trike right behind me. “I don’t own the studio I rent it. My heart is in this neighborhood!” Two places? I question. And walk off.

Sigh. Five years ago she wouldn’t have even ****ed with this neighborhood in the morning.

Every neighborhood I’ve ever lived in in America I’ve been priced out of. I understand that I’m the face of gentrification. Once I moved in it was all over for the black people. But goddamn if I’m not always next to go.

There’s little row houses where the crackhouse used to be. The rent is blasting up everywhere. Another neighbor told me to tell my landlord to fix this dump up. I’m like when he gets around to fixing this place up my goddamn rent will triple.

Fortunately, it’s really run down but this structure is over 100 years old so it’s protected from being razed by a local ordinance. I think he wants to sell it but he needs to fix it up first and he can’t afford it because he got cancer. Haha. I know I’m ****ed sooner than later though. Let a ghetto be a goddamn ghetto. Jesus.

**** white liberals.

she was harassing you. could have said real loud 'back off!!'

Psy-Fi · 02-26-2019, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

she was harassing you. could have said real loud 'back off!!'

She was fishin' for some Hawk... trollin' on her trike... lookin' to get some.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-26-2019, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MariaExpressesHerself

I'm so sorry Fluff. I hope he'll be ok

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Originally Posted by Blarobbarg

Sorry, Fluff.

Diverticulitis CAN be serious, but if caught quickly and dealt with, isn't a big deal. My dad had it, and got through it.

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Originally Posted by Mojo

I'm glad you got some hopeful news under the circumstances.

Best of luck to you and your dad.

Cheers mates. He was released today

No surgery

Very pleased and feel very fortunate.

Lucem Ferre · 02-26-2019, 12:41 PM

Putting together a song for a dude that's about masturbation.

Weird how he's the only dude on the song not trying to have a music career but has the most professional recordings.

02-24-2019, 09:02 PM	#60301 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I recently had a loved one get a serious misdiagnosis straightened out to my great relief. New subject: A waitress came back into the kitchen and her top was just a skintight leotard. I’ve always known she was a looker but the power of her bosom in that get up floored me. I can’t help but respect a woman simply for having a nice rack. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

02-26-2019, 07:54 AM	#60305 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Pissed off an old lady that approached me while I was walking my dog. She says she wants me to know there’s a community meeting once a month for “our” neighborhood once a month. I’m like what kind of issues do you discuss? “A cop comes. Mostly it’s about putting out fires.” She smiles. I don’t smile. I’ve lived here 15 years, I tell her. How long have you lived here? “Oh, I live in [more expensive neighborhood] I just have a studio here. It’s not just for residents. It’s for anybody with an interest.” —- Without further comment I walk off. About thirty meters later she’s back on her trike right behind me. “I don’t own the studio I rent it. My heart is in this neighborhood!” Two places? I question. And walk off. Sigh. Five years ago she wouldn’t have even **ed with this neighborhood in the morning. Every neighborhood I’ve ever lived in in America I’ve been priced out of. I understand that I’m the face of gentrification. Once I moved in it was all over for the black people. But goddamn if I’m not always next to go. There’s little row houses where the crackhouse used to be. The rent is blasting up everywhere. Another neighbor told me to tell my landlord to fix this dump up. I’m like when he gets around to fixing this place up my goddamn rent will triple. Fortunately, it’s really run down but this structure is over 100 years old so it’s protected from being razed by a local ordinance. I think he wants to sell it but he needs to fix it up first and he can’t afford it because he got cancer. Haha. I know I’m ed sooner than later though. Let a ghetto be a goddamn ghetto. Jesus. ** white liberals. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

02-26-2019, 08:10 AM	#60306 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I’m glad I’m not at work. I just took an absolutely unwipable ****. It was like I sat in huge pile of chocolate frosting. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html