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Old 04-08-2019, 09:49 PM   #60171 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-08-2019, 09:58 PM   #60172 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2019, 10:06 PM   #60173 (permalink)
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Old 04-08-2019, 10:19 PM   #60174 (permalink)
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So today while doing the truck I made sure to clear space on the top shelf to put the soda on.
Got em!

If I was your retarded friend I just wouldn’t reload the syrup or whatever it is

Customers would be all bat**** about the watery soda and I shrug my fat little retarded shoulders and tell them to ask the guy who gets it from delivery.

Whenever anyone asked I’d say “I couldn’t find it”

“It’s on the top shelf!”

“I went back and looked again but couldn’t find it!”
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Old 04-09-2019, 02:38 AM   #60175 (permalink)
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It’s definitely worth it. Give her a good rogering.
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Old 04-09-2019, 04:42 AM   #60176 (permalink)
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Sounds like your standard "dude without a girlfriend develops a crush on his friend's girlfriend cause she's around him more than other women". It's nothing to think too hard on. Don't be a guy who deserves to have no friends. Like OH.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 04-09-2019, 05:00 AM   #60177 (permalink)
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Let's hope he beats her, so elph can swoop in all heroically and stuff.
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Old 04-09-2019, 07:37 AM   #60178 (permalink)
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I want to sleep with my friend's girl

She"s a college graduate and a liberal but she's with this tough guy charismatic fighter

And I mean I love him too we get ****ed up together but they ain't right together and she gets real flirty around me

She's my age and she has so much to see
Sounds like the premise of a three-way porno.
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Old 04-09-2019, 08:39 AM   #60179 (permalink)
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Old 04-09-2019, 08:45 AM   #60180 (permalink)
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Let's hope he beats her, so elph can swoop in all heroically and stuff.
Gotta be careful though, if he acts too tough he might scare the girl off too.
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