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Blank. · 02-15-2019, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

One day I'll be punk enough to stop speaking to my GF like an angry child.

One day I'll be punk enough to understand what this even means.

grindy · 02-15-2019, 10:00 AM

I was making g fun of elph who stopped speaking to his girlfriend.
The phrasing was admittedly terrible.

**Frownland** · 02-15-2019, 10:01 AM

Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.

Blank. · 02-15-2019, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I was making g fun of elph who stopped speaking to his girlfriend.
The phrasing was admittedly terrible.

Lol. Proper phrasing is for Nazis. Sounds pretty punk.

The Batlord · 02-15-2019, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

Punk enough to never get old and bland

When you put an oops baby in her you'll probably get very bland very quickly.

grindy · 02-15-2019, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Oh, I thought that you were saying that your GF is an angry child.

Working on it.
*buys van*

OccultHawk · 02-15-2019, 11:48 PM

I was talking about a famous athlete I admire this morning and later he came to our restaurant for lunch

I asked a co-worker to help me cinch up my new bicycle and he said he wasn’t good with that either. Then on my way out I bumped into another coworker who was just coming on. This guy and I like to talk about space and pop-science physics and stuff. Anyway he says totally out of the blue “hey I can fix up your bike for you if you like; it looks a little wobbly” I was like yes please and gave him the key to my lock and walked home.

Then I got some bad news. A loved one is ill. Like the kind of ill that can end your life.

Then after that, a guy I’ve been betting straight sports bets with, not a bookie but just a guy, I got him on the ropes and he started chasing the dragon doing double or nothings on bad bets and I texted him tonight no more bets I want to collect and he doesn’t have it so he brought over his car and I’m keeping it as collateral until he can settle! So I don’t have to walk to work tomorrow—- **** yeah!!!!

OccultHawk · 02-15-2019, 11:56 PM

You ain’t supposed to bet money you don’t have.

OccultHawk · 02-16-2019, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

what would you have done if he stiffed you

were you prepared to collect?

I don’t bet people I couldn’t get it out of or I’d have to go tony soprano on

The Batlord · 02-16-2019, 12:17 PM

I can't wait for you to be rotting and stinking.

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I was talking about a famous athlete I admire this morning and later he came to our restaurant for lunch I asked a co-worker to help me cinch up my new bicycle and he said he wasn’t good with that either. Then on my way out I bumped into another coworker who was just coming on. This guy and I like to talk about space and pop-science physics and stuff. Anyway he says totally out of the blue “hey I can fix up your bike for you if you like; it looks a little wobbly” I was like yes please and gave him the key to my lock and walked home. Then I got some bad news. A loved one is ill. Like the kind of ill that can end your life. Then after that, a guy I’ve been betting straight sports bets with, not a bookie but just a guy, I got him on the ropes and he started chasing the dragon doing double or nothings on bad bets and I texted him tonight no more bets I want to collect and he doesn’t have it so he brought over his car and I’m keeping it as collateral until he can settle! So I don’t have to walk to work tomorrow—- **** yeah!!!! __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

02-15-2019, 11:56 PM	#60138 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	You ain’t supposed to bet money you don’t have. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html