Sex isn't worth this whole mind****.

He’s actually really well hung so...

um
1. how do you know
2. why are you giving us this information

It’s a nice visual

lol I still prefer the visual of Elph's face to that of a large penis

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He’s a meat pulverizer and the world needs to respect that.

He beats his meat?

This reminds me of when yall were telling me not to **** with the married chick I was head over heels for.. its been 2 years since that went down the pooper and it still sucks but it was totally worth cause she's an amazing person.

There is no reasoning someone out of a situation they didnt reason themselves into. Good luck elph. Dont let yourself get sodomized too hard... Youre being stupid, but I doubt there is anything any of us can say to make you feel better or different about the situation.

I ain’t never said not to **** with married pussy.