Idk how I'd be less exposed to pollen and my cat ain't dead yet.

Basically I'm saying that elphenor needs to try harder.

Maybe it has something to do with your sinuses going bald too.

Maybe there was a large wildfire out west that killed huge amounts of vegetation. Maybe your mom dusted off that cross in your kitchen.

Just not feeling the smaller fat cells theory. Unless it was asthma that was as getting you. Lard asses can’t breathe good. That’s a peer reviewed medical fact.

Damn.

Faster and funnier as usual.

I work for a nonprofit connecting local low-income/homeless/at-risk families with community resources and childcare subsidies. I'm in the business of helping families get off government aid and become self sustainable. I started at the end of January, so I'm still new, but the more I learn about the depth of our agency the more I love it here.

Maybe, but the fire in Santa Rosa didn't burn up San Diego's vegetation and I don't visit my parents very often.

Could've been asthma tbh.

Good point. I've breathed in more ashes of dead bodies than I have pollen these last couple years.

Wait, what exactly do you do? My OH cynicism senses are tingling at the idea of getting po' people off welfare with a non-profit organization. I'm assuming you don't just pay their bills so what exactly is it that you're doing and how will it build to anything useful?

New theory: cannibalism via atmosphere cures allergies

I don't understand how Atmosphere eating people will cure allergies.