The price of MtG is a natural gatekeeper that bars the poor from entry. One reason I like the game so much.

My gullible boss thinks the naked pics of hot chicks he's getting on his dating apps are real people interested in him.

That's a pretty epic burn. Bit sociopathic but nice.

I told him to watch out for catfish.

I kid but are you actually trolling him or just assuming he's getting trolled?

As someone who has online dating experience and seeing the pictures, they're definitely bots and/or people just trying to get money with fake pics. He's 56 and showed us pictures of like 20 somethings fully naked spreading their pussy and they messaged him first. It's pretty obvious. The pics are so staged, not normal selfies.

Is he rich af?

No. I'm sure he makes good money, but he's def not rich af. I assume less than 6 figures, and if he breaks that it aint by much, based on what I know about my field.

My friend got cat fished. She made him send her a dick pic and she threatened to send it to all of his contacts if he didn't pay.

He left a message warning us we might see things we don't want to see and I'm here disappointed over a cat fish's bluff.

I woke up for a **** and came back and my room smelled horrible. Like you would think it would take ten old men to stink up a room so bad. I sprayed Lysol and pointed the fan to blow out the window. I think it’s partly stress. Even with that prescription heartburn medicine the GERD had sour stomach juice all in my mouth. My farts are horrendous. Soaked in piss smelling stress sweat.