I was actually thinking maybe you could help get me set up.

I think Utah might be the most beautifully barren state in the country. I loved driving through it.

I went camping in Utah a couple of times, it's a very beautiful state. Living there's gotta suck though, you're better off in Colorado.

I hate SLC but agree, love to drive through and camp in Utah. Spent several days at Kent's Lake a couple years ago, I've been dreaming of it ever since.

I think a man with dementia just came in. His line of questioning was odd.

"You guys aren't always open are you?"

"Are you guys a restaurant?"

"What's with all the couches?"

"I've got a pretty valuable phone I'd like to sell to you." (Pulls out a Nokia flip phone from 2002)

I thought you were very rude and I'll be taking my business elsewhere.

I let the boss handle the responses because the urge to be sarcastic was at red level.

I'm curious about the couches too tbh.

"People sit down on them."

"Oh."

Did you buy them for the shop or do ya'll just dump your old couches at the store?