I can fire up the printer and make as much as you want, sugar tits.

Hello, I'm from the FBI. Sit down and wait for 5 minutes and we'll swing by and have a friendly chat.

venmo won't accept monopoly money

So you won't accept 500 orange dollars to see your Community Chest?

Cash is king.

It's gonna have his face on the money.

The soul patch is a dead giveaway.

He's cleverer than I thought. We agreed that if I spelled "attic" he'd spell "ihop". I went first. Guess who got bamboozled.

Lmao

Sigh. I haven't mentioned it cause it's depressing but my retarded coworker has rectal cancer. It's spread to his liver. He's currently taking medication and I think chemo in preparation for surgery. He survived brain cancer as a baby (why he's retarded) so I guess he's cancer prone. He's 32 ****ing years old. I don't know much about rectal cancer but I'm guessing no matter what cancer it is if it's metastasized then it's absolutely ****ing bad.

I don't know that he understands how serious his situation is and at some point he's going to have to take off work for surgery and I assume there's at least a decent chance I'll never see him again after that and might not ever even hear what happened to him if he doesn't make it. I don't know that his parents will care enough about his Burger King job to let us know their son died. Like, I can't even offer condolences cause that might scare the **** out of him. So long as nobody around him acts like he might very well be about to die he might think he'll be fine? I guess? I don't know.