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01-29-2019, 06:02 PM
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county fair energy
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how long were you there? here at least i know landlords can't count carpet condition against you (within reason) after 3 years I think.
also as someone who has moved around/rented a lot it's worth it to buy a carpet shampooer.
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01-29-2019, 06:06 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
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He’s in Texas
Renters have no rights You don’t get deposits back in Texas
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01-29-2019, 06:15 PM
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one-balled nipple jockey
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You may as well left a fresh turd on it
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01-29-2019, 06:19 PM
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All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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I'm finally moving out of the parents house after more than a year of trying to save and find an apartment. Moving to a small but up and coming city only about 30 minutes away from the shop. The place is expensive and there's nowhere to park but I love the place and it has basically everything. Art house theater, bookstore, international food, a downtown, trains to the city, culture. Feels good man. Now just have to accept the fact that I'm going to be broke for a while.
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01-29-2019, 06:21 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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How were you gonna clean a blood stain while you were drunk? How would you have cleaned it sober? Just call it an act of God. Texans respect God. It's probably in that Constitution of theirs.
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01-29-2019, 06:28 PM
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county fair energy
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i swear by:
 i feel your pain though, i lost 75% of my last deposit bc i dropped a wet oil painting on the middle of the carpet -_-
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01-29-2019, 06:29 PM
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
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If I saw that and knew the deposit was gone I'd have fun. That's now my ash tray. That's my urinal. If I'm thunderdrunk that's where I puke. If I'm ****ing your bitch Imma shove her face in it while I cum in her ass.
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01-29-2019, 06:29 PM
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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Buy a square foot of carpet and stitch that bitch right on top of the stain.
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01-29-2019, 06:30 PM
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county fair energy
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^ works on crime scenes too
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01-29-2019, 06:32 PM
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