You'll be fat eventually.

If you pass out make sure you roommate doesn't rearrange your asshole.

Hey, Charles.
I was surprised to see this morning that a local Burger King
was gone from a pretty busy location.
Apparently, another burger joint took over the location.
Is it normal to see a well-known franchise like this close up or sell off?
Seemed kinda strange considering their history.

I have not the slightest clue. I'm not really privy to stockholder meetings.

Second day of classes over. Got a student subscription to NYT and was hired as web technician for the school newspaper. Had a hearty lunch of mostly broccoli and carrots and will probably be eating more of the same for dinner. Once start getting paid I'm gonna buy some parts so I can hook my Gamecube up in my dorm.

You know a Wii can play Gamecube games right?

So can a Gamecube.

I hope it's well ventilated.

I thought you were like 12?

12 and a... HALF!

dammit