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01-25-2019, 11:18 AM | #59651 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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He's already got the liver damage and iron lungs required.
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01-25-2019, 11:28 AM | #59652 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
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I'm a cool motherf*cker. I walk up to the tee, cigarette hanging in my mouth like Jackie Brown, toss that lit bitch on the tee, walk up, crack a slice into the woods, pick up that bogie and waltz my ass back to the cart on my way to a double bogie.
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01-25-2019, 11:29 AM | #59653 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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I'm an even cooler mother ****er, I don't golf.
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01-25-2019, 11:30 AM | #59654 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Do you get high at posh clubs?
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01-25-2019, 11:36 AM | #59656 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Like intentionally slice into the woods and then come out five minutes later stankin'?
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01-25-2019, 11:49 AM | #59658 (permalink) | |
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I mean the richie rich ones where Donald Trump brings his illegal immigrant caddies.
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01-25-2019, 11:51 AM | #59659 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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@zealots I'm good on all forms of golf thanks
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01-25-2019, 11:54 AM | #59660 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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He's just mad he can barely walk after his stepping-off-a-curb injury.
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