Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces

Originally Posted by Dr. Rez

Keep it in your pants scottie.

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

No problem.

Just remember that pretty much every cool underdog comic book superhero ever made was raised by a young working single mother.

Of course, going by comic book rules, it also means that one of the twins will invariably turn out evil, but hey. Perspective.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

You sound like Buffy after they dragged her back from Heaven.

Originally Posted by WWWP

I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.

Originally Posted by GunmouthGrace

Found out earlier I'm gonna be a grand aunt.

She's only 19, unmarried and had just started her first job.

And to top it off, it's twins.

I'm just... so mixed up. So worried.

Originally Posted by elphenor

I never know when to shut up in this relationship thing

Bigmouth Strikes Again

but also what is with women remembering stuff to be upset about from like your 2nd date... is this thing on *taps stand-up Mic*

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I cannot for the life of me understand why she wouldn’t get an abortion

What a life ruiner

Originally Posted by [MERIT]

Maybe she values life differently than you do?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.