Set and setting still matter

I would come back in a year or so and be a much better person. My opportunities would open up tremendously.

edit: (wrong thread)

As a person who has moved around and traveled a lot my advice is to leave your expectations at home. Just go because you want to go not for anything else. Experience can be good or bad. You never know.

That's the plan. I want to just get out and experience more. Regardless it's an experience and I need that right now. I'm stuck and this is a good way out and a good way to grow.

Use baby powder next time you're changing your wet nappy.

TFW your co-worker comes up to you and asks about the benefits your boss told him about when he was hired and you're like, "Someone done lied to you, dude", and now the guy is showing up half past whenever the **** he wants and doing a half-assed job and the managers are getting pissed, and you're just standing there looking innocent as a newborn baby but inside you're:

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i remember being that guy when i worked in fast food. it was my first job so week 1 it's like alright time to make some money.

by week 2 you've been so corrupted by the other grill staff that you're spending 1/4th of your shift sneaking food.

I've developed a sixth sense to know when a manager is looking at me.

It's called an erection.