I havent be around much, or even online a whole lot. But here I am. Went to a battle of bands last night for my friends metal band Rhyoma and for the first time was in a mosh pit of all girls. Can someone say "hot"? Then had to work today at 10. Fun stuff.

I suppose it's to help the arm mend better.
I guess it would involve opening up the tissue and securing the break with wire.
They may call it pinning, but I'm not sure if they are the same thing.

He's loving the attention of the nurses (takes after his dad) and thinks the whole thing is one big adventure.
I told him straight that he'll have to have a general anaesthetic and that his arm will be reset and possibly wired and that it's going to be pretty painful.
He took it like a true soldier...without blinking he told me to move out of the way of the TV in his hossie room. :D

Or get married, then they ALWAYS have a headache

am I right David?? :D

my mom sent me to a domestic abuse & sexual assault counseling place yesterday
because apparently, since the rest of my family is fucked in the head, that must mean i am too
what did we talk about?
college
fun way to piss away an hour

When I was 19 me and my then-girlfriend suffered condom! explosion!, the aftermath of which was inevitably the morning-after pill (well, for those who aren't daft enough to not know what one is).

The pill seemed to turn her schizo, although I don't think that the female doctor bitching about me 'smiling away' when we went there helped. If she wanted me to frown at her maybe she should have invested in a sign saying

"I was born with a face like a slapped arse, it makes me more comfortable if others try to adopt that same expression when in my company"

or

"Frown or I'll inject you with cancer"

But anyway, from my lone experience I have drawn the conclusioni

Morning After Pill = Continual Female Rage for about two days.

Obviously I have a very small sample range (one sample in fact), but I think it's best if I try this experiment as few times as possible.

Leave the kids with relatives, and instead take a pair of midgets with you and pretend they are your children. Everybody loves midgets. You can't fail to have a good holiday that way.

Had to fill in these Health & Safety forms in at work today.

The no brained bimbo I work next to asks me what she should write down for her blood type.

I tell her 'red'

She writes it down

:laughing:

^I love stupid people.


I've pretty much been on MB all day in school. In about half an hour I'm going to my internship to do basically the same thing.


TWO MORE WEEKS OF SCHOOLLLL!!!!

I can't wait for summer.

i think my house is haunted.

i put a load of laundry in and then i heard it had stopped and was going to go in and put it in the drier but instead the lid was open.

i didn't open the lid fo' sho'.

anyone have an explanation?

^Do you have room mates? A spouse? Anyone?