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Zhanteimi · 01-16-2019, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I'd think you'd jump at the chance to molest Japanese school girls in a crowded train.

Yes, of course. Because I can't wait to go to J-prison where you're not allowed to talk unless spoken to by a guard, where you get 20 minutes of exercise a day (which equates to walking in a circle in the yard), and not allowed to even stand up in your cell (you have to remain seated).

The Batlord · 01-16-2019, 09:04 PM

Didn't Shinzo Abe stand up for the right to molest girls in trains? I think you're good.

Zhanteimi · 01-16-2019, 09:06 PM

I was once molested on a crowded train. Last train home, super packed in, drunk college girl in front of me, facing me. Looking up at me. I was thinking, please don't puke on me. She just smiled and rubbed my cock through my jeans.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

Didn't Shinzo Abe stand up for the right to molest girls in trains? I think you're good.

They arrest you if you’re accused and getting arrested in Japan is no joke

Everyone gets convicted

Prisoning while gaijin is no bueno senor

windsock · 01-16-2019, 09:10 PM

High incarceration, low birthrate. Nice and nice.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

I was once molested on a crowded train. Last train home, super packed in, drunk college girl in front of me, facing me. Looking up at me. I was thinking, please don't puke on me. She just smiled and rubbed my cock through my jeans.

Goddamn

No for real Japanese chicks do that sometimes just to be crystal clear

**** that’s ****ing wonderful

Zhanteimi · 01-16-2019, 10:08 PM

When riding a crowded train, dudes know to keep both hands on the straps above their heads so that if anyone makes a false accusation (which happens), he's got witnesses.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

conviction rate in the US is still 85-93%

people make Japan's 99% conviction rate seem crazier than it really is

the other way to look at it is you can get away with a lot of stuff because they only prosecute the absolute easiest cases

Uh, if you get arrested you get prosecuted

SmokeAndMirrors · 01-16-2019, 10:23 PM

Today was the 3rd day of my new job, my first full-time, physical job in 3 years.
Today I also learned that I am an out of shape bitch.
Exhaust pipes get heavy after the 30th one.
The guy training me was like: "protect your back, bro!" and I kinda shrugged it off as: "Whatever, my back's already ****ed..." and what I said was: "Nah, if I **** my back up that just means I'm gonna feel like a dumbass the whole next day." Which, I did, feel like a dumbass the whole day. lmao.
He meant my upper back..."I" (like a dumbass) assumed he meant my lower back. So, the result was, I woke up with a knot in my back at 5:30 in the morning, drove to work with one arm, worked with one harm until about 9:45 AM when he gave me a couple of excedrin to loosen me up.
Okay. Got it. Don't be a cocky bastard. Lesson learned.
These people are pretty cool though, I'm learning a lot about a series of products in wholesale that I didn't know about from my previous wholesale experience. They seem to like me enough to want to keep me, since they don't have to train me to do basic warehouse management ****. I mean yeah, I'm technically the only guy in the warehouse since this is local, but it's a 25K sq ft. warehouse, so that technically makes me an assistant manager again. Sssoo, I passed up retail assistant management for, lucking out into wholesale warehouse assistant management again. I can't complain. I mean, the only complaint that I could have is that the ladder isn't exactly that high in a place like this when it comes to advancement. bbbuutttt it's a pretty solid stepping stone at least.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 10:34 PM

After like 20 years of teaching (and over half of year bedridden with melancholia) I had full body muscle spasms for like almost three weeks when I started working in a kitchen but now it feels great being so much stronger than I was when I started. It was really hard af when I first started because I kept cramping up at work and then when I got in bed my body ****ing exploded with pain.

01-16-2019, 09:06 PM	#59453 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	I was once molested on a crowded train. Last train home, super packed in, drunk college girl in front of me, facing me. Looking up at me. I was thinking, please don't puke on me. She just smiled and rubbed my cock through my jeans. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

01-16-2019, 10:08 PM	#59457 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	When riding a crowded train, dudes know to keep both hands on the straps above their heads so that if anyone makes a false accusation (which happens), he's got witnesses. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

01-16-2019, 10:23 PM	#59459 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	Today was the 3rd day of my new job, my first full-time, physical job in 3 years. Today I also learned that I am an out of shape bitch. Exhaust pipes get heavy after the 30th one. The guy training me was like: "protect your back, bro!" and I kinda shrugged it off as: "Whatever, my back's already **ed..." and what I said was: "Nah, if I ** my back up that just means I'm gonna feel like a dumbass the whole next day." Which, I did, feel like a dumbass the whole day. lmao. He meant my upper back..."I" (like a dumbass) assumed he meant my lower back. So, the result was, I woke up with a knot in my back at 5:30 in the morning, drove to work with one arm, worked with one harm until about 9:45 AM when he gave me a couple of excedrin to loosen me up. Okay. Got it. Don't be a cocky bastard. Lesson learned. These people are pretty cool though, I'm learning a lot about a series of products in wholesale that I didn't know about from my previous wholesale experience. They seem to like me enough to want to keep me, since they don't have to train me to do basic warehouse management ***. I mean yeah, I'm technically the only guy in the warehouse since this is local, but it's a 25K sq ft. warehouse, so that technically* makes me an assistant manager again. Sssoo, I passed up retail assistant management for, lucking out into wholesale warehouse assistant management again. I can't complain. I mean, the only complaint that I could have is that the ladder isn't exactly that high in a place like this when it comes to advancement. bbbuutttt it's a pretty solid stepping stone at least. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."

01-16-2019, 10:34 PM	#59460 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	After like 20 years of teaching (and over half of year bedridden with melancholia) I had full body muscle spasms for like almost three weeks when I started working in a kitchen but now it feels great being so much stronger than I was when I started. It was really hard af when I first started because I kept cramping up at work and then when I got in bed my body ****ing exploded with pain. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html