How do you almost get a woman pregnant? By plan B do you mean the morning after pill? If so, I fully empathise.

Yeah the morning after pill. And we weren't taking chances. I guess there is no almost pregnant but I was thinking in non-scientific terms.

Did it send her a bit schizo for a few days?

No, she just got a headache. She was fine when she left. What was your experience with it?

All it does is release the hormones that shed a layer of the uterus, just like the menstrual cycle.

I'm not trying to hate on you, you just seem like you'd have girl problems.

^that made me giggle

My day has been a big bag of steaming shite!!!

My 6 year old son jumped off the top of a high slide in typical fearless manner, landing on my daughters head and falling awkwardly on his arm, which consequently broke just above the elbow.
Daughters no worse for the experience, but Luke had a trip to the hospital which revealed a bad break.
He has to stay in overnight and have his arm reset in the morning, with the possibility of having the arm wired.

All this and we are supposed to be going on holiday to Mallorca in 2 weeks time.
To make matters worse, I have been informed that some airlines will refuse to carry passengers with plaster casts, due to cabin pressure. :(

Oh the joys of parenthood!

Get her to have a headache before the sex part...best contraceptive known to humanity.

what exactly is having an arm wired?

sounds scary o_0

That is a shit day David, hope the little devil gets better soon.