@Elph

Just listen to some music, and dream up a scenario to go along with it.

For example, a person in a ****ty apartment who finds out that their TV can flip through people's minds instead of channels, and someone in the building is secretly a murderer who constantly has Bob Dylan songs stuck in their head.

Or a disgruntled student who makes a deal with a demon to absole their student loans, and has to kill all of their friends on camping trip as part of a ritual. Final showdown features Volare.

See? Easy as ****.

Or I could just keep them all and save the deaths of 5 puppies. What a good deed.

If you did that, how would you know which one was the most powerful?

By smelling their butts, of course. And it doubles as a hello!

As the sun rose over the misty river, I stopped on my bike ride to warm my hands and watch the snowy cranes spear wriggling silver morsels in their beaks.

Wait to see which one claims the females for himself.

Writing a new erotic novel?

Were there any fat bottomed girls riding with you?

I can't believe I didn't make a fat bottomed squirrel joke when we were talking about Squirrel Girl's ass.

Just an update: most of the areas power is back on...except for ours. We got pretty bad damage done to our house. Electrician is coming in the morning and hopefully we will have power by tomorrow night. I'm sliterally sleeping with a sweater, a hoodie, and 3 blankets. This **** sucks. I was lucky enough to be able to take a shower and wash my hair at a friend's place. My day ****ing sucked because I took a cold shower this morning, walked to work in the cold, and I was ****ing irritated all day. I had to apologize to my coworker because I was just being rude. I'm sorry...but it ****ing sucks taking a cold shower in the morning before work. But anyway, I'm fine. Ive been staying busy. They're expecting another wind storm later in the week. All I want right now is to be able to play my PS4 because my friends and I are gonna play Minecraft together. I'm also sick of being cold.