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Old 02-04-2019, 10:38 PM   #59201 (permalink)
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My friend got cat fished. She made him send her a dick pic and she threatened to send it to all of his contacts if he didn't pay.

He left a message warning us we might see things we don't want to see and I'm here disappointed over a cat fish's bluff.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

Art Is Dead. Buy My ****.
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Old 02-05-2019, 07:20 AM   #59202 (permalink)
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I woke up for a **** and came back and my room smelled horrible. Like you would think it would take ten old men to stink up a room so bad. I sprayed Lysol and pointed the fan to blow out the window. I think it’s partly stress. Even with that prescription heartburn medicine the GERD had sour stomach juice all in my mouth. My farts are horrendous. Soaked in piss smelling stress sweat.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:07 AM   #59203 (permalink)
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Get some incense.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:19 AM   #59204 (permalink)
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Just made $50

Selling out my talents to conform to a capitalist society, oh yeah.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:25 AM   #59205 (permalink)
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You'll need this.

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Old 02-05-2019, 10:30 AM   #59206 (permalink)
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Just made $50

Selling out my talents to conform to a capitalist society, oh yeah.
My music is so bad I'll have no choice but keep my artistic integrity intact.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:36 AM   #59207 (permalink)
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You could always sell it to Guantanamo Bay.
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Old 02-05-2019, 10:45 AM   #59208 (permalink)
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Wasn't my music, just a beat. Technically my music, but not the same.
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You could always sell it to Guantanamo Bay.
I'll call up the CIA and Isis and see who gives the highest bid.
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Get some incense.
I was thinking that.
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