I don't know man.

Do you just not drink milk? You don't even put it on your cereal before you watch cartoons?

Real men eat it straight out of the box.

I don't eat cereal.

What do you do?

I answer questions.

I guess he just pours milk in a bowl and drinks it with a spoon while watching He-Man.

Between this and you threatening to poison my son, one might think that you have something against children.

I told you, I was threatening to poison you. Poisoning your son would require more information just as with any child.

I know that you're joking to get attention, but veiled threats against someone's kids aren't cool. Chula got a 6 month ban for threatening to kill another member, which is exactly what you're doing. So, chill out.