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The Batlord · 01-29-2019, 05:21 PM

How were you gonna clean a blood stain while you were drunk? How would you have cleaned it sober? Just call it an act of God. Texans respect God. It's probably in that Constitution of theirs.

WWWP · 01-29-2019, 05:28 PM

i swear by:

i feel your pain though, i lost 75% of my last deposit bc i dropped a wet oil painting on the middle of the carpet -_-

The Batlord · 01-29-2019, 05:29 PM

If I saw that and knew the deposit was gone I'd have fun. That's now my ash tray. That's my urinal. If I'm thunderdrunk that's where I puke. If I'm ****ing your bitch Imma shove her face in it while I cum in her ass.

**Frownland** · 01-29-2019, 05:29 PM

Buy a square foot of carpet and stitch that bitch right on top of the stain.

WWWP · 01-29-2019, 05:30 PM

^ works on crime scenes too

OccultHawk · 01-29-2019, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

he told me he's never not given a deposit back even when someone damaged the room he gave them half of it

but mannnn I feel ashamed to even ask

Ffs he was lying

Plankton · 01-29-2019, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

I'm finally moving out of the parents house after more than a year of trying to save and find an apartment. Moving to a small but up and coming city only about 30 minutes away from the shop. The place is expensive and there's nowhere to park but I love the place and it has basically everything. Art house theater, bookstore, international food, a downtown, trains to the city, culture. Feels good man. Now just have to accept the fact that I'm going to be broke for a while.

Congrats, sounds like a good change for you. Being broke and out in the world trying to make it on your own is way better than the alternative, but if I remember right, this aint your first time.

**Exo** · 01-29-2019, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Congrats, sounds like a good change for you. Being broke and out in the world trying to make it on your own is way better than the alternative, but if I remember right, this aint your first time.

Nah. I've had higher rent before. I've also had a higher paying job but this is totally doable. Thanks man!

**Frownland** · 01-29-2019, 05:38 PM

Must be going around. Thought I was just a little broke but then I discovered that I was fully broke. Anyone want to buy some Deafbox merch?

OccultHawk · 01-29-2019, 05:41 PM

Local culture means **** all unless you can afford it.

I’m not even trying to rub anyone’s face in it but even just back in the 90’s when I lived in Portland and Seattle 7 bucks an hour and a bicycle kept you drunk and stoned and able to see whatever bands were playing that week.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Must be going around. Thought I was just a little broke but then I discovered that I was fully broke. Anyone want to buy some Deafbox merch? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Local culture means **** all unless you can afford it. I’m not even trying to rub anyone’s face in it but even just back in the 90’s when I lived in Portland and Seattle 7 bucks an hour and a bicycle kept you drunk and stoned and able to see whatever bands were playing that week. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html