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OccultHawk · 01-02-2019, 05:34 PM

Idk about the big ones anymore. I like the little ones you stuff in your ear like earplugs

The gummy things

Lucem Ferre · 01-02-2019, 11:30 PM

I convinced my lift driver that I'm a Mormon. I told her that if we drink soda we get whipped as punishment, that to convert to Mormonism we have to sacrifice an animal at the temple to Joseph Smith and that we can't listen to music. I also told her she's going to hell because she's a sinner.

I accidentally left my phone in her car though. Found out that I have a tracker I never knew about AND an annoying alarm that tells me when it's silenced connected to my google. Would it be mean of me to continuously ring that alarm?

The Batlord · 01-03-2019, 03:25 AM

Yes it would so do it.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-03-2019, 09:10 AM

i have an interview tomorrow for a different position at my current workplace, would be making nearly double what i currently am. pray for me friends.

OccultHawk · 01-03-2019, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

i have an interview tomorrow for a different position at my current workplace, would be making nearly double what i currently am. pray for me friends.

That’s an easy interview imo

Incessantly make the case that your work speaks for itself (even if it doesn’t lol)

Do you know how many other candidates are in house?

Key · 01-03-2019, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

i have an interview tomorrow for a different position at my current workplace, would be making nearly double what i currently am. pray for me friends.

Good luck!

The Batlord · 01-03-2019, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol’ Qwerty Bastard

i have an interview tomorrow for a different position at my current workplace, would be making nearly double what i currently am. pray for me friends.

I'm sorry do I know you? You seem vaguely familiar.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-03-2019, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

That’s an easy interview imo

Incessantly make the case that your work speaks for itself (even if it doesn’t lol)

Do you know how many other candidates are in house?

no idea. the job is a little intimidating because it's completely commission pay so i wouldn't expect too many others to apply, at least not those already making more than i do.

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Originally Posted by Key

Good luck!

thanks dude!

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I'm sorry do I know you? You seem vaguely familiar.

yes son, i finally came back from the store.

grindy · 01-03-2019, 11:02 AM

Good to see you, Q.
Will you stick around or is this a hit and run?

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 01-03-2019, 11:12 AM

i plan on sticking around but i planned on doing that the last two times and we see how that went

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