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Old 01-25-2019, 10:28 AM   #58971 (permalink)
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I'd drop my cigarette butts at the tee.
I'm a cool motherf*cker. I walk up to the tee, cigarette hanging in my mouth like Jackie Brown, toss that lit bitch on the tee, walk up, crack a slice into the woods, pick up that bogie and waltz my ass back to the cart on my way to a double bogie.
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:29 AM   #58972 (permalink)
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I'm an even cooler mother ****er, I don't golf.
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:30 AM   #58973 (permalink)
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I'm a cool motherf*cker. I walk up to the tee, cigarette hanging in my mouth like Jackie Brown, toss that lit bitch on the tee, walk up, crack a slice into the woods, pick up that bogie and waltz my ass back to the cart on my way to a double bogie.
Do you get high at posh clubs?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:34 AM   #58974 (permalink)
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Do you get high at posh clubs?
I've actually never done cocaine.
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:36 AM   #58975 (permalink)
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Like intentionally slice into the woods and then come out five minutes later stankin'?
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:38 AM   #58976 (permalink)
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Like intentionally slice into the woods and then come out five minutes later stankin'?
No need to walk in the woods if we're just smoking. The courses I golf at almost beg for it.
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:49 AM   #58977 (permalink)
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I mean the richie rich ones where Donald Trump brings his illegal immigrant caddies.
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Old 01-25-2019, 10:51 AM   #58978 (permalink)
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I'm a cool motherf*cker. I walk up to the tee, cigarette hanging in my mouth like Jackie Brown, toss that lit bitch on the tee, walk up, crack a slice into the woods, pick up that bogie and waltz my ass back to the cart on my way to a double bogie.
Trust me, ain't nothing cool about golf.

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Old 01-25-2019, 10:54 AM   #58979 (permalink)
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He's just mad he can barely walk after his stepping-off-a-curb injury.
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Old 01-25-2019, 11:01 AM   #58980 (permalink)
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