Divein?

Davein in DEEZ NUTS!!!

You don't shoot your own, pal. Sheesh, this guy... like the Marmaduke of burns.

“Who’s Davein?”
“Your mother.”

<sigh...>

Both of them are on deez nutz

Touchdown!!!

woke up earlyish and got a ride to Aldi and Target for food and stuff. only spent 21 bucks at ALDI because i got apples and coffee. only 32 bucks at target because they didnt have the frozen mac n cheese i like OR the box mac n cheese :o: i ended up buying a cracker barrel box, going to be the first time trying that kind.

bought 3 Mango Loco Monster drinks because they were available at Target. my step pops gave me a nice metal cover notepad/book with a fancy small pen to match it. bought a pack of those nice glass plug in smelly good thingys for the walls and it makes the place smell fancy :)

Why don't you all shut the **** up and let the joke land?

I almost forgot, yesterday I got someone with devein and grabbed my testicles with such violence that I hurt myself. I played it off and it was worth it.