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#58811 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The States
Posts: 5,354
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No no no. You go right back to her, apologize, and tell her that you're in. Then you can infiltrate the cult and do an undercover exposé.
Crazy chick sex is amazing, and it'll also make a great article for that website you sometimes write for. 10 Things I Learned By Joining A Cult Play your cards right, and they might even make an Adam Sandler movie out of it.
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#58812 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
Posts: 48,199
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She didn't offer you any Kool-Aid did she?!
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#58813 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Dirty Souf Biatch
Posts: 22,006
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I once ****ed a cute Jehovah’s Witness. I pretended to be interested in her religion and then pulled a bait and switch.
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#58815 (permalink) | |
Music Addict
Join Date: Feb 2018
Location: In the Void
Posts: 174
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#58816 (permalink) | |
Softest Bullet Ever Shot
Join Date: Sep 2018
Location: the Outer Rim
Posts: 1,517
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#58817 (permalink) |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 7,001
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#58819 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 4,978
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Braids are powerful aren't they?
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