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~~[MERIT]~~ · 12-23-2018, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I witnessed some of the funniest sexual harassment.

Female on male?

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Originally Posted by Mindfulness

i didn't eat nothing but 3 apples and wendys chicken sandwich yesterday

got a 100 on my math final last night

As far as fast food goes, Wendy's does make a good chicken sandwich. And congrats on acing your exam!

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

That's an intensely weird choice of name for a character in a children's game.

Ratchet is the bastardized form of wretched.

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Originally Posted by grindy

Phone unlocked itself in my pocket and forwarded a WhatsApp message from a chat with a friend

Look into Confide messenger. Your messages self destruct.

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Originally Posted by Plankton

I use a combination of finger print and pattern draw. Fort ****ing Knox.

"Hey Apple, I bet you can't get consumers to buy a product with a 100% price markup AND get them to willingly create a biometric database for the government."

Apple: "Hold my beer."

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Originally Posted by Kiiii

It's the weekend and I didn't buy a pack of cigs on purpose. The store is too far away and it's not worth it. Hopefully won't buy more. Gonna try not to.

Keep up the good work buddy

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Originally Posted by Dharma & Greg

I'd certainly never survive in the timeshare salesmen world

Me either. I can't rip people off in good conscience. I did a stint at a telemarketing firm doing cold-calls. Had to pitch things that I didn't believe in to people who couldn't afford it. It broke my soul, so I quit within 2 weeks.

Mindy · 12-23-2018, 11:21 AM

@[MERIT],

thanks bruh. i agree that chicken sandwich was actually tasty. not as good as chic fila or w/e its called but i left wendys still a bit hungry and thought maybe i thought have gotten two :/ thanks. thanks about the exam too, just waiting for one classes grades to close up and ill know if i made the deans list or not

Lucem Ferre · 12-23-2018, 12:58 PM

Yessir, [merit]. Female on both male and female but mostly the male.

Plankton · 12-23-2018, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by [MERIT]

"Hey Apple, I bet you can't get consumers to buy a product with a 100% price markup AND get them to willingly create a biometric database for the government."

Apple: "Hold my beer."

lol

I wouldn't buy an Apple product if it came with free blowjobs.

Key · 12-23-2018, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by windsock

It was the craziest thing. Kiii was just strolling home, innocently enough, and suddenly tripped on his shoelace. He was sent reeling forward, gaining enough momentum to roll straight through a gas station's sliding doors. When he made it to his feet he mistook a pack of Marlboro's behind the counter for Band-Aids. By the time he made it home and realized what he had bought it was too late.

Exactly.

OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

lol

I wouldn't buy an Apple product if it came with free blowjobs.

Would you buy a blow job if it came with a free apple?

Went to the beach today. Read and listened to music.

Watched a young couple with a camera on a tripod. The woman was prancing around looking good. Nice rack she was justifiably proud of.

Then went to Hooters to watch some NFL. It’s on the beach and this little girl from Ohio (her family was all decked out in Bengals gear) went for a swim wearing her summer dress. She was like 8. Her mom was like have fun sweetie but her grandparents went apesh*t. The thing is the water is warmer than the air temperature (about 65) so when she tested the water it felt comfortable. Swimming in December here is no big deal. But her grandfather had to be a huge Nazi **** about it. Told her she ruined everyone’s day and blah blah. And really he was just pissed off because he was drunk and his ****ty team was losing. Oh well. The Falcons won. Oh and my Hooters girl was wearing a regular t-shirt not the super tight titty mega cleavage top they’re supposed to wear. You could tell she had a great rack too. The other table’s girl wasn’t as sexy but she was letting it all hang out like she’s supposed to. I love the way their ass cheeks hang out of those orange short shorts. Grunt.

Plankton · 12-23-2018, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Would you buy a blow job if it came with a free apple?

Only if it was an open architecture blowjob.

OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

Only if it was an open architecture blowjob.

Deal

**Janszoon** · 12-23-2018, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Would you buy a blow job if it came with a free apple?

Went to the beach today. Read and listened to music.

Watched a young couple with a camera on a tripod. The woman was prancing around looking good. Nice rack she was justifiably proud of.

Then went to Hooters to watch some NFL. It’s on the beach and this little girl from Ohio (her family was all decked out in Bengals gear) went for a swim wearing her summer dress. She was like 8. Her mom was like have fun sweetie but her grandparents went apesh*t. The thing is the water is warmer than the air temperature (about 65) so when she tested the water it felt comfortable. Swimming in December here is no big deal. But her grandfather had to be a huge Nazi **** about it. Told her she ruined everyone’s day and blah blah. And really he was just pissed off because he was drunk and his ****ty team was losing. Oh well. The Falcons won. Oh and my Hooters girl was wearing a regular t-shirt not the super tight titty mega cleavage top they’re supposed to wear. You could tell she had a great rack too. The other table’s girl wasn’t as sexy but she was letting it all hang out like she’s supposed to. I love the way their ass cheeks hang out of those orange short shorts. Grunt.

Are you one of those people who yell and clap in bars when sports are on a TV? I was just in a bar with some of those people.

OccultHawk · 12-23-2018, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Are you one of those people who yell and clap in bars when sports are on a TV? I was just in a bar with some of those people.

Not recently but I’ve been known to make a fuss. Often in a directly confrontational way with opposing fans while by myself. I don’t **** with Eagles fans though. They be taking **** way too damn serious.

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Mindy ask me about cosmology Join Date: Oct 2016 Location: Milky Way Galaxy Posts: 9,045	@[MERIT], thanks bruh. i agree that chicken sandwich was actually tasty. not as good as chic fila or w/e its called but i left wendys still a bit hungry and thought maybe i thought have gotten two :/ thanks. thanks about the exam too, just waiting for one classes grades to close up and ill know if i made the deans list or not __________________ https://www.instagram.com/shhons_meme_agency Last edited by Mindy; 12-23-2018 at 11:29 AM.