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windsock · 01-16-2019, 08:10 PM

High incarceration, low birthrate. Nice and nice.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Zhanteimi

I was once molested on a crowded train. Last train home, super packed in, drunk college girl in front of me, facing me. Looking up at me. I was thinking, please don't puke on me. She just smiled and rubbed my cock through my jeans.

Goddamn

No for real Japanese chicks do that sometimes just to be crystal clear

**** that’s ****ing wonderful

Zhanteimi · 01-16-2019, 09:08 PM

When riding a crowded train, dudes know to keep both hands on the straps above their heads so that if anyone makes a false accusation (which happens), he's got witnesses.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

conviction rate in the US is still 85-93%

people make Japan's 99% conviction rate seem crazier than it really is

the other way to look at it is you can get away with a lot of stuff because they only prosecute the absolute easiest cases

Uh, if you get arrested you get prosecuted

SmokeAndMirrors · 01-16-2019, 09:23 PM

Today was the 3rd day of my new job, my first full-time, physical job in 3 years.
Today I also learned that I am an out of shape bitch.
Exhaust pipes get heavy after the 30th one.
The guy training me was like: "protect your back, bro!" and I kinda shrugged it off as: "Whatever, my back's already ****ed..." and what I said was: "Nah, if I **** my back up that just means I'm gonna feel like a dumbass the whole next day." Which, I did, feel like a dumbass the whole day. lmao.
He meant my upper back..."I" (like a dumbass) assumed he meant my lower back. So, the result was, I woke up with a knot in my back at 5:30 in the morning, drove to work with one arm, worked with one harm until about 9:45 AM when he gave me a couple of excedrin to loosen me up.
Okay. Got it. Don't be a cocky bastard. Lesson learned.
These people are pretty cool though, I'm learning a lot about a series of products in wholesale that I didn't know about from my previous wholesale experience. They seem to like me enough to want to keep me, since they don't have to train me to do basic warehouse management ****. I mean yeah, I'm technically the only guy in the warehouse since this is local, but it's a 25K sq ft. warehouse, so that technically makes me an assistant manager again. Sssoo, I passed up retail assistant management for, lucking out into wholesale warehouse assistant management again. I can't complain. I mean, the only complaint that I could have is that the ladder isn't exactly that high in a place like this when it comes to advancement. bbbuutttt it's a pretty solid stepping stone at least.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 09:34 PM

After like 20 years of teaching (and over half of year bedridden with melancholia) I had full body muscle spasms for like almost three weeks when I started working in a kitchen but now it feels great being so much stronger than I was when I started. It was really hard af when I first started because I kept cramping up at work and then when I got in bed my body ****ing exploded with pain.

OccultHawk · 01-16-2019, 11:49 PM

I just took the kind of evil s hit that only a old man can create. Even the roaches are disturbed.

The Batlord · 01-17-2019, 03:20 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I just took the kind of evil s hit that only a old man can create. Even the roaches are disturbed.

Did you at least let them have it?

SmokeAndMirrors · 01-17-2019, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

After like 20 years of teaching (and over half of year bedridden with melancholia) I had full body muscle spasms for like almost three weeks when I started working in a kitchen but now it feels great being so much stronger than I was when I started. It was really hard af when I first started because I kept cramping up at work and then when I got in bed my body ****ing exploded with pain.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I just took the kind of evil s hit that only a old man can create. Even the roaches are disturbed.

You're awesome O.C. Props.

And yeah, it really is just a matter of me getting myself physically used to it again. These 7 and 10 ft. aluminum exhaust pipes as I understand used to be steel back in the day according to some of the guys that have been in the trade for a few decades, a couple of older biker dudes. They told me that when they were steel they were heavier, and they were coated in grease. So the switch to aluminum made it a lot easier. You've got to wear gloves when dealing with this stuff though, it's like working with freshly cut sheet metal, only worse.

OccultHawk · 01-17-2019, 05:16 AM

lol dudes in the restaurant have stories about the bad old days as well

They’ll be a line outside the door all day long. Damn near served every fish in the sea but the old timers will be like “I think we might be going out of business. I remember back when we were really busy.”

01-16-2019, 09:08 PM	#58783 (permalink)
Zhanteimi Mord Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Tokyo Posts: 4,873	When riding a crowded train, dudes know to keep both hands on the straps above their heads so that if anyone makes a false accusation (which happens), he's got witnesses. __________________ Zhanteimi LetsTalkMusic

01-16-2019, 09:23 PM	#58785 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	Today was the 3rd day of my new job, my first full-time, physical job in 3 years. Today I also learned that I am an out of shape bitch. Exhaust pipes get heavy after the 30th one. The guy training me was like: "protect your back, bro!" and I kinda shrugged it off as: "Whatever, my back's already **ed..." and what I said was: "Nah, if I ** my back up that just means I'm gonna feel like a dumbass the whole next day." Which, I did, feel like a dumbass the whole day. lmao. He meant my upper back..."I" (like a dumbass) assumed he meant my lower back. So, the result was, I woke up with a knot in my back at 5:30 in the morning, drove to work with one arm, worked with one harm until about 9:45 AM when he gave me a couple of excedrin to loosen me up. Okay. Got it. Don't be a cocky bastard. Lesson learned. These people are pretty cool though, I'm learning a lot about a series of products in wholesale that I didn't know about from my previous wholesale experience. They seem to like me enough to want to keep me, since they don't have to train me to do basic warehouse management ***. I mean yeah, I'm technically the only guy in the warehouse since this is local, but it's a 25K sq ft. warehouse, so that technically* makes me an assistant manager again. Sssoo, I passed up retail assistant management for, lucking out into wholesale warehouse assistant management again. I can't complain. I mean, the only complaint that I could have is that the ladder isn't exactly that high in a place like this when it comes to advancement. bbbuutttt it's a pretty solid stepping stone at least. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."

01-16-2019, 09:34 PM	#58786 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	After like 20 years of teaching (and over half of year bedridden with melancholia) I had full body muscle spasms for like almost three weeks when I started working in a kitchen but now it feels great being so much stronger than I was when I started. It was really hard af when I first started because I kept cramping up at work and then when I got in bed my body ****ing exploded with pain. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-16-2019, 11:49 PM	#58787 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I just took the kind of evil s hit that only a old man can create. Even the roaches are disturbed. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

01-17-2019, 05:16 AM	#58790 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	lol dudes in the restaurant have stories about the bad old days as well They’ll be a line outside the door all day long. Damn near served every fish in the sea but the old timers will be like “I think we might be going out of business. I remember back when we were really busy.” __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html