Lol **** off. You literally just scolded me for not quitting sooner.

No I didn’t.

You implied that it's easy to quit and it isnt. So your validation toward success stories means nothing.

Never change, key. Literally.

Yeah I worded it wrong. Whatever. Anyway it doesn't even really matter tbh. Mostly because I realized I have no will power so I'll start again eventually probably.

I smoked for a long time. A pack a day for years. Then I used the don’t smoke anymore method to quit. Tobacco withdrawal is mild af. Irritability, shakiness, and that’s about it. There’s only one way to quit. Don’t smoke anymore. There’s no other ****ing way around it. It’s not like you’re going to have the DT’s and seizures and **** yourself in a huge fever. You’re going to want a cig for a bit and then it passes.

See now that's fair. I can see your point now since you explained it. But honestly, I smoke because I literally have nothing else to do. It's quite sad.

I eat beef and drink the free Pepsi at work. The doctor says I need to go on the “Mediterranean Diet”. My only excuse is I’m a ****ing moron who loves hamburgers and processed sugar.

Actually, I think Pepsi is just as bad as tobacco. Maybe worse.

Never change, key.

Stop stealing my jokes