By smelling their butts, of course. And it doubles as a hello!

As the sun rose over the misty river, I stopped on my bike ride to warm my hands and watch the snowy cranes spear wriggling silver morsels in their beaks.

Wait to see which one claims the females for himself.

Writing a new erotic novel?

Were there any fat bottomed girls riding with you?

I can't believe I didn't make a fat bottomed squirrel joke when we were talking about Squirrel Girl's ass.

Just an update: most of the areas power is back on...except for ours. We got pretty bad damage done to our house. Electrician is coming in the morning and hopefully we will have power by tomorrow night. I'm sliterally sleeping with a sweater, a hoodie, and 3 blankets. This **** sucks. I was lucky enough to be able to take a shower and wash my hair at a friend's place. My day ****ing sucked because I took a cold shower this morning, walked to work in the cold, and I was ****ing irritated all day. I had to apologize to my coworker because I was just being rude. I'm sorry...but it ****ing sucks taking a cold shower in the morning before work. But anyway, I'm fine. Ive been staying busy. They're expecting another wind storm later in the week. All I want right now is to be able to play my PS4 because my friends and I are gonna play Minecraft together. I'm also sick of being cold.

Sounds like 2013 in here.

Anyways, I can relate. My house was out of power for a few days back in April of last year. I actually looked forward to work during that time lol. It especially sucked as I couldn't listen to much music, I think the battery was low on my mp3 player, and my portable CD player sucks balls.

I have an extrenal battery that I was able to fully charge so that's good. I actually look forward to work to because at least I'm doing something. It's just hard to relax when you literally can't relax when the power is out. It'll be alright tho. Like I said, we should hopefully have power back in a day or so.

And yeah, I wanted to play Minecraft for a while now and my friends and I have PS4s so yeah. It'll be fun.

i got the job