Congrats!

That's good. Lobsters are the worst.

Congratulations!

I absolutely support going through shelters rather than going through dog breeders for obvious reasons but there aren't much in the way of Saint Bernards at animal shelters and both me and my mother are rather spoiled for those dogs after about two decades of living with them and we're now looking at breeders for another puppy. Of course since we're looking at breeders they have waiting lists but the way it's looking we'll have a giant puppy within the year or possibly much sooner so... just kinda starting to get stoked.

And if you're wondering why we're willing to wait we have a couple rather severely sick cats atm.

It's been a strange day. My website will be taken down for 'reasons', since I am no longer the IT person at work (praise jeebus), and a musician I had been working with a couple of years ago sent me an email this morning asking me to delete the stuff we worked on together.

I'm gettin too old for this ****.

You should tell them that you got signed and you're using parts of those recordings for your next album and would they mind not getting paid for that since you won't be using any of their parts?

I'll just tell him he's gettin paid in bottled farts and the jaded bitterness of old age.

Woah. Too far.

Gaucho Marx or some ****.