Always took Elph as more of an Afrika Bambaataa kind of guy.

i've also been dropped into some trash cans :(

We called them Royal Flushes. In junior high I saw a kid get one and his older sister came charging into the boys room to stop it and they gave her one too. I’ve whacked off to that old memory many many times. The way she cried.

Aw, they were just walking you home.

I **** my pants in elementary school. And I chose to wear white shorts that day.

A true tactician.

I knew a girl who did that. We made fun of her. I'm sure you can relate.

It was a fun day at school

People in the classroom kept saying they could smell **** and I just stayed quiet.

Did it stain through to your shorts? I mean I'd have just tossed the underwear and went commando. NGL I've had to do that.