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12-03-2018, 08:55 PM | #58131 (permalink) |
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Pretty much depressed all day. Didn't hear from anybody all weekend and I've been feeling alone. It was still nice to get the girls number but she doesn't text much so eh. Oh well. I'll still attempt to talk to her more and more tho. Just don't wanna be intrusive. Ugh. Thank god for weed.
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12-03-2018, 09:50 PM | #58134 (permalink) | |
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And avoid yes or no questions Examples: Bad texts: I’m listening to Tom Waits and it’s raining. What’s up? Did anything funny happen at the shop today? Good texts: Today was boss. What kind of cool **** did you get up to? I just had the BEST macncheese! What did you eat today, beanpole? Not gonna lie, I’ve been thinking about you a little bit. Have lunch with me this Saturday...please....
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12-03-2018, 09:54 PM | #58135 (permalink) | |
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Also I thought the last line was coming from you specifically and I genuinely wanted to have lunch with you. I appreciate it tho man. I'm still learning all of this because I never really got to in my early 20s. |
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12-03-2018, 10:15 PM | #58138 (permalink) | |
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White with brown spots. Like a week.
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12-03-2018, 10:22 PM | #58140 (permalink) | |
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Other advice: flatter women constantly- keep laying on the praise I’ve told every woman I ever ****ed that she’s the most beautiful woman I ever ****ed Even when we break up I always say I’ll never get to love another woman as beautiful as you again A couple months later she’s sad and she needs that reward **** stimulated in her brain and you’re getting your dick sucked again don’t let these ****ers lie to you - this **** still works
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