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12-01-2018, 11:30 AM | #58111 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Some great instant karma today. Was smoking a cig outside BK and this car with a gaggle of girls was just parked in front for whatever reason, and this one bitch rolls down her window to throw a plastic lid on the ground. Then four or five seagulls SWOOPED down from the sky, screeching their hunger, and the girls screamed and rolled that window up real ****ing quick.
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12-01-2018, 12:02 PM | #58113 (permalink) |
one-balled nipple jockey
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12-01-2018, 12:06 PM | #58114 (permalink) |
ask me about cosmology
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12-01-2018, 12:08 PM | #58115 (permalink) | |
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lol
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12-01-2018, 09:39 PM | #58117 (permalink) |
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Location: Missouri, USA
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Was doing dishes last night when a hose under the sink decided to explode and spray water everywhere. Spent 2 hours trying to fix it, and pretty sure I just made it worse. Had to wait around all day today for a handy man to come replace the faucet. Thankfully, my landlord covered the bill.
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12-02-2018, 11:31 AM | #58118 (permalink) | |
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There's nothing quite like getting a flat tire on a Sunday when the bike shop is closed to put the cap on a work day.
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12-02-2018, 01:04 PM | #58119 (permalink) |
Just Keep Swimming...
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I played a tags round with the DG club this morning while I had a roast going in the crock. The smells when I got home are orgasmic. Only 2 more hours left. This is torture.
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