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Old 12-20-2018, 11:42 AM   #58101 (permalink)
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Even though I quit many years before music banter existed I realize now that the reason I smoked and quit was so someday I could rub Kiiii’s cute little penis sucking face into it.
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Old 12-20-2018, 12:50 PM   #58102 (permalink)
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TFW your ass crack is so sweaty that it dissolves the toilet paper and you get **** on your finger.
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Old 12-20-2018, 12:59 PM   #58103 (permalink)
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TFW your ass crack is so sweaty that it dissolves the toilet paper and you get **** on your finger.
Do you say stuff like that in person?
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Old 12-20-2018, 01:07 PM   #58104 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-20-2018, 01:37 PM   #58105 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2018, 01:59 PM   #58106 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2018, 02:42 PM   #58107 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2018, 03:36 PM   #58108 (permalink)
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Old 12-20-2018, 08:41 PM   #58109 (permalink)
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Holiday celebration today. We all just drank all day and I witnessed some of the funniest sexual harassment.
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Old 12-20-2018, 08:56 PM   #58110 (permalink)
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