I called my boss a ****ing dickhead today because he took the garbage can I was using and that I bagged up myself. I also took it back. It’s the culture of our restaurant that if you fetch something yourself you have dibs on it. Even over a chef.

Then when I was eating a burger on break I ****ing dropped it. I had to wait two more hours to get a chance to make another one.

Then I cut the **** out of my thumb on the knuckle. I was bleeding all over. It added almost an hour to my work day cleaning it, bandaging it and then working gingerly around it. Still ****ing hurts.

Still it was a pretty good day.

Merit, **** everyone ****ting on you. You did the right thing.

You've built yourself around being a person who doesn't have children. I imagine you'd agree and shout from the rooftops that you shouldn't have children. That's not an insult, I'm just saying that your lack of dependents gives you a freedom to act in a way that others can't since they have others to put before themselves. To be honest I'd say that having children is in many ways a trap that forces you to sublimate, not only your desires, but your ethics for the sake of their well-being. Parents are often seen as the leaders of society as they have taken on the responsibility of perpetuating and molding the future, but they're kind of prisoners of their culture in a very unshakable way. Perhaps you should remember that before insisting that someone raising children (like Merit) should act as you would.

Wasn’t nobody cutting in front of my dad. He was a ****ty role model but not with that stuff. He was a crazy crazy mother****er that’s for sure.

Then maybe he was a ****ty role model for that too but you just latched onto the warrior honour schtick cause it makes you feel powerful.

@ [MERIT] Rosa Parks was also Scotch-Irish. So if you're also part Scotch-Irish I'll allow it i.e. you comparing yourself to Rosa Parks.

@ The Batlord quit badgering the witness.

I guess I'm a badGer man.

I got cut in line recently and I said "hey, we've all been waiting" and gestured to the rest of the line behind me. The dude said "oh **** my bad" and went to the back of the line. Everyone clapped.

Was it your girl Hillary?

My family is always the worst around holidays.
Don’t get me wrong, they’re usually bad in general, but they really take it to the next level during holidays.
The sneaking, gossiping, and untrustworthiness just skyrockets.

Maybe you should offer them a dead mouse like an obsequious cat.